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suicidalmaniac: NAKAHARA CHUUYA

mentalclown: shit.. did he just

sushiroll: full name the executive of the Port Mafia 

winedoctor: whos also his husband? 

gingervodkawithale: yes love?

suicidalmaniac: WHY THE EVER LOVING FUCK HAVE I WALKED INTO 2 DOGS AND A CAT IN OUR FUCKING LIVING ROOM? 

gingervodkawithale: oh I adopted them

aku: what do they look like> 

gingervodkawithale: um from the dogs, ones a golden lab and the others a german sheperd and the cat's ginger. and the second cat is calico. 

suicidalmaniac: WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE 2 CATS??

gingervodkawithale: cause i wanted them :shrug: 

sushiroll: can i come over?? i wanna see the dogs. 

gingervodkawithale: shore. 

aku: imma be there in 5 

bandagenose: i want to see them too! 

gingervodkawithale: ykw all of you come over, the dogs and cats are adorable. 

suicidalmaniac: I DIDNT APPROVE OF THIS?? 

gingervodkawithale: 1, i already adopted them and 2, wanna explain why you're cuddling with the calico cat rn> 

suicidalmaniac: I- 

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swag: atsushi in the background lmfao

morihater: imma be there too. 

gingervodkawithale: everyone can come overrrr. 

suicidalmaniac: chuu~ i still didnt say we could keep them 

gingervodkawithale: either we keep them or i kick you out. choose

suicidalmaniac: are you even giving me a choice 

gingervodkawithale: no love, im not. 

suicidalmaniac: fiiine we can keep em. 

mentalclown: i love cats but i cant come over :( 

therussian: we can get you a cat niko

mentalclown: really?

cookiescasiono: please no, last time you killed the cat after it landed in your ring of fire. and the time before that, you strangled the cat we had because it liked me more than you. and the time before that, you teleported it into the poison gas room "by accident" (probably because it didnt like to be fed out of your hand) 

therussian: i think ive changed my mind 

mentalclown: sigh... no cats for mee im so sad 

gingervodkawithale: we've named the pets. 

winedoctor: oooh tell

suicidalmaniac: ginger cat is chibi, calico cat is mackerel (courtesy of chuu) 

gingervodkawithale: and the golden lab is Kismit and the shepherd is Kisa. 

demonsnow: i love your cats, they're adorable. 

mrpresident: you dont mind if i come to see them right? 

sherlock: he'll start living at your house for the cats mr fancy hat man, watch out. 

gingervodkawithale: MR FANCY HAT MAN?? AGAIN?

cowsmoo: well, i think you'd be better off with a cow instead but your choice! 

suicidalmaniac: ....... No. no cows, not ever. 

cowsmoo: why? cows are sweet, gentle animals. 

gingervodkawithale: a cow once kicked him in the face. it was beautiful but he hates cows now. 

cowsmoo: see, cows can be a bit hot-tempered but you just have to learn how to control them. 

suicidalmaniac: no. 

kunikida: there shall be no cows in the agency. 

winedoctor: yknow, even though u hate dogs, ur like one dazai

suicidalmaniac:......... WHAT 

gingervodkawithale: see~ ur my dog now love

suicidalmaniac: NO AM NOT 

winedoctor: and chuuya's like a cat. 

gingervodkawithale: . acceptable. 

suicidalmaniac: AKFDFUIHFUIEHOFEWJFODZKJFLDKJSLJFDKLSJFSKDLJFSLKDJ 

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