suicidalmaniac: NAKAHARA CHUUYA
mentalclown: shit.. did he just
sushiroll: full name the executive of the Port Mafia
winedoctor: whos also his husband?
gingervodkawithale: yes love?
suicidalmaniac: WHY THE EVER LOVING FUCK HAVE I WALKED INTO 2 DOGS AND A CAT IN OUR FUCKING LIVING ROOM?
gingervodkawithale: oh I adopted them
aku: what do they look like>
gingervodkawithale: um from the dogs, ones a golden lab and the others a german sheperd and the cat's ginger. and the second cat is calico.
suicidalmaniac: WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE 2 CATS??
gingervodkawithale: cause i wanted them :shrug:
sushiroll: can i come over?? i wanna see the dogs.
gingervodkawithale: shore.
aku: imma be there in 5
bandagenose: i want to see them too!
gingervodkawithale: ykw all of you come over, the dogs and cats are adorable.
suicidalmaniac: I DIDNT APPROVE OF THIS??
gingervodkawithale: 1, i already adopted them and 2, wanna explain why you're cuddling with the calico cat rn>
suicidalmaniac: I-
gingervodkawithale attached a picture!
swag: atsushi in the background lmfao
morihater: imma be there too.
gingervodkawithale: everyone can come overrrr.
suicidalmaniac: chuu~ i still didnt say we could keep them
gingervodkawithale: either we keep them or i kick you out. choose
suicidalmaniac: are you even giving me a choice
gingervodkawithale: no love, im not.
suicidalmaniac: fiiine we can keep em.
mentalclown: i love cats but i cant come over :(
therussian: we can get you a cat niko
mentalclown: really?
cookiescasiono: please no, last time you killed the cat after it landed in your ring of fire. and the time before that, you strangled the cat we had because it liked me more than you. and the time before that, you teleported it into the poison gas room "by accident" (probably because it didnt like to be fed out of your hand)
therussian: i think ive changed my mind
mentalclown: sigh... no cats for mee im so sad
gingervodkawithale: we've named the pets.
winedoctor: oooh tell
suicidalmaniac: ginger cat is chibi, calico cat is mackerel (courtesy of chuu)
gingervodkawithale: and the golden lab is Kismit and the shepherd is Kisa.
demonsnow: i love your cats, they're adorable.
mrpresident: you dont mind if i come to see them right?
sherlock: he'll start living at your house for the cats mr fancy hat man, watch out.
gingervodkawithale: MR FANCY HAT MAN?? AGAIN?
cowsmoo: well, i think you'd be better off with a cow instead but your choice!
suicidalmaniac: ....... No. no cows, not ever.
cowsmoo: why? cows are sweet, gentle animals.
gingervodkawithale: a cow once kicked him in the face. it was beautiful but he hates cows now.
cowsmoo: see, cows can be a bit hot-tempered but you just have to learn how to control them.
suicidalmaniac: no.
kunikida: there shall be no cows in the agency.
winedoctor: yknow, even though u hate dogs, ur like one dazai
suicidalmaniac:......... WHAT
gingervodkawithale: see~ ur my dog now love
suicidalmaniac: NO AM NOT
winedoctor: and chuuya's like a cat.
gingervodkawithale: . acceptable.
suicidalmaniac: AKFDFUIHFUIEHOFEWJFODZKJFLDKJSLJFDKLSJFSKDLJFSLKDJ
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RandomThe stories from relatively peaceful days in Yokohama, where the most violent of all make the decision to have a chat group. Now take a guess as to if Yokohama still remains as peaceful as it was. Any art or videos displayed are not mine unless m...