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mentalclown: MAMA IM IN LOVE WITH A CRIMINAL 

therussian: AND THIS TYPE OF LOVE ISN'T RATIONAL ITS PHYSICAL 

mentalclown: MAMA PLEASE DON'T CRY I I WILL BE ALRIGHT 

therussian: ALL REASONS ASIDE, I JUST CAN'T DENY, I LOVE THE GUY

winedoctor: what chuuya and dazai's romance was like at the beginning 

gingervodkawithale: i love that song, criminal by brittney spears right? 

mentalclown: yepppppppppppp 

suicidalmaniac: atsushi, there's chazuke in the kitchen. 

sushiroll: no thanks dazai-san, im not hungry. 

suicidalmaniac: WHAT?  

loveubrother: he's not hungry?? 

naomileavemealone: are you okay atsushi??

winedoctor: he's sick, i checked with the thermometre. 

sherlock: y'all realise he can just.... not be hungry right??

sushiroll: see, ranpo-san's right. Im just not hungry. 

suicidalmaniac: atsushi, ive called you at the weirdest timings of the day and you're hungry even then. so its literally impossible. 

gingervodkawithale: OKAY WHATS THIS ABOUT THE KID NOT BEING HUNGRY?? HAVE YOU BEEN OVERWORKING THE POOR CHILD? GET HIM SOME MEDICINE AND SOFT PILLOWS AND BLANKETS 

aku: i got the medicine 

sushiroll: idiots, im not sick. and why the fuck is the port mafia gathered in our office? 

winedoctor: you're not sick? 

sushiroll: no im not.. im just not hungry!. 

gingervodkawithale: he's sick. 

aku: ATSUSHI NAKAJIMA YOU WILL STAY IN BED AND EAT SOME CHAZUKE 

sushiroll: OR WHAT? WHAT WILL YOU DO? 

aku: you know what i will do. 

sushiroll: no way.. 

aku: you are hereby stripped of your cuddling privileges for a week. 

simpforhteauktagawas: im suprised you did that, now don't go crying to Gin for the rest of the week. 

swag: what she said. 

sushiroll: RYUUNOSUKE AUKTAGAWA 

aku: you cant do shit. 

suicidalmaniac: im going to ignore the fact that you cuddle with mr-im-so-tough over here so that i can make you eat your fucking chazuke. 

aku: eat your chazuke jinko 

sushiroll: im hungry now goodbye 

gingervodkawithale: what the fuck 

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I re-read this on my own  

what the fuck have i written lmfao 😂😂


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