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niko: do you think we can squash a cow into a fridge

LMSB: ..... lets do it

corruptedginger: im quarantining you 

fyodor: yall high or smth

niko: YES BABY

fyodor: ........

aku: Your bullshit never gets over, does it?

corruptedginger: who let dazai get his hands on drugs

sushiroll: trust me, dazai on drugs is easier to deal with 

corruptedginger: wHaT 

aku: really

LMSB: im not that crazy

sushiroll: i will record a video of you on mushrooms

LMSB: ......... nvm

sushiroll: exactly

corruptedginger: burn those mushrooms

sushiroll: he somehow gets his hands on more

LMSB: like right now

niko: ayy dont be greedy share some

LMSB: no my mushrooms

corruptedginger: i will get a divorce.

LMSB: chuuya loves me too much!

corruptedginger: theres divorce papers on the table, we're gonna have a talk

LMSB: okey 

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sushiroll: did they actually divorce

chainsaw: idk 

sherlock: what makes you think they did

sushiroll: dazai san legit skipped out the agency 

sherlock: ig well see

aku: i would tell you to fix that nonexistent grammar

sherlock: fuck off emo bitch

aku: i can kill you

sherlock: im a master detective

chainsaw: hows that even related

sherlock: it just is

sushiroll: sometimes i question the agency's sanity......

aku: i question your existance; why are you still alive?

sushiroll: i dont know but id die if i had the chance

aku: .................................

aku: please dont

sushiroll: okey :blush: 

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I feel bad when i upload short chapters cause they're way to short 

im sorry guys!! i'll try to update more often but i'm too busy with life 


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