[•★Alhaitam x Kaveh | Slight Angst/Fluff★•]

★•~Wakey wakey b-•~★

"Wake up."

"Husband."

"Bitch."

"Kaveh."

"Babagrill."

"My left sock."

"Pole."

"Bro."

"Broski"

"Roomate."

"Roomie."

"Condom."

"Broccoli"

"Onion."

"Barbie."

"Nail salon."

"Disneyland."

"Dick."

"My used condom."

"....."

"WAKEY WAKEY BITCH."

Alhaitham was trying to get Kaveh to wake up after their..session.

Turns out the whole Akadeymia was outside when Alhaitham opened the door so he slammed it straight back shut.

"Funny names, anyways what." Kaveh groans, sitting up. "The Akadeymia heard us."

"Oh."

"I wonder why I married you."

"Because I'm hot."

"...."

Kaveh sighs, getting up, stretching his arms before he wears clean clothes (alhaitham probs have clean sets of Kaveh's outfit in his office)

"I need to head for work, good byee~" Kaveh says, heading for the door.

"Bye" Alhaitham replies.

"I'm, leaving, Haitham, for work."

"Yes, goodbye?"

"Give me my goodbye kiss dammit."

Kaveh walks to Alhaitham, grabbing the back of his neck and kisses him swiftly, before smiling warmly and leaving the room.

Alhaitham stands there, flabbergasted. He lifts his hand to press at his lips for a moment, the feeling of Kaveh's lips lingered on his.

He shakes the strange feeling off, returning to his desk. He realises he had many letters sent to him. Each of the ketters had numbers on it. He reads all of them, and they all said in unsion and by numerical orders on the letters:

'Ah-ah, hey-heyyy'

'Ah-ah, hey-heyyy'

'Ah-ah, hey-heyyy'

'Ah-ah, ah-ahhh'

'He knows'

'Dirty secrets that you keep'

'Does he know itss'

'Killing usss'

'He knows, he knows'

'D-d-does he know'

'Your hands have touched his skin?'

'It's tearing us apart'

'He's slipping away (I'm slipping away)'

'Are we just hanging on to all the words m used to say?'

'The pictures on his desk(the pictures on his desk'

'He's not coming home (He's not coming home)'

'COMING HOME'

'COMING HOMEEEEEEE'

'WE KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST NIGHT (AH-AH)

'Just lie to us there's no others (he-ey)'

'WE KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST NIGHT.'

'TELL ME WHERE YOU'VE BEENN'

'WE KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST NIGHTT(AH-AH)'

'LOOK US IN OUR EYES, OUR SCRIBE.'

'WE KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST NIGHT."

"WE KNOW'

'WE KNOW'

'WE KNOW'

'WE KNOW'

'WE KNOW'

'WE KNOW'

'WE KNOW'

'WE KNOW'

'WE KNOWWW"

'-Akadeymia'