Care, love, and a Cannibal (horror x farmer/ bloodycrops)

SHAMELESS PLUG

(Your Pov)

The lights flicker on, you see the author, spin around in an office chair. 

"WHY HELLO-"

The chair continues spinning around.

"..."

The author stops the spinning with their foot.

"...ahem, hello."

"It is I your very crappy author, you may be wondering what this is. Well let me tell you! I have decided to write a Supernova fic!"

confetti rains down from the ceiling; you don't know where it came from. You decide not to question it.

"And if you don't know what that is, its killer x outer sans wooooo! ..." The author announced.

A very awkward silence follows their announcement.

"Well, uh well if you want to read it go to my profile" they cough "can't figure out how to put links" they say in a hushed tone before coughing again.

"And for my horrorfarm/bloodycrops lovers! Yes, I am working on a happy ending. It feels wrong to do 'em both so dirty. They deserve happiness." The author pounds their fist into their palm.

"I will try to post that soon! Anyway, till next time my lovely's!"

"Toodles!" The author waves their fingers at you while smiling brightly. 

The lights flicker out, until the room is pitch black. Then all the sudden they all turn on. The Author sighs, and slumps in their seat. 

"Oh, thank gosh that's over" Author grumbles and slumps over the desk. "Heh? I thought you enjoyed this kinda stuff?" A familiar voice says from behind you. Horror walks into view, the author deadpans at him "I enjoy the WRITING part not the being social part." Author explains. Horror gives the author a skeptical look "you're not even socializing you're behind a screen. They don't even know what you look like." Horror says logically.

The author kicks up their sandal, catches it with their hand, and throws it at horror. Horror barely dodges said sandal "EY WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THROWING STUFF" he shouts. The author rests their head on their hand. "Uhm not to do it?" Author says looking confused. Horror grumbles something along the lines of "stupid fanfiction". Another sandal is thrown, this one hit its target. "don't insult the sacred art of fanfic" author says darkly as horrors yelling something to fast to understand. 

"what's all the noise about??" Another familiar voice says. Farm enters the room, brandishing his trademark hat and lazy grin. "horror's insulting my art." The Author says blandly looking back at their screen. Horror groans in protest, only resulting in the author making a weird noise back. 

Horror and the author go back and forth making weird noises at each other for a while. Farm chuckles and leaves them to it. 

"Bleh! ... Wait did you ever turn the readers off?" The author asks after a bit. Horrors face instantly becomes slightly panicked, the author and horror in unison look at you slowly. The author pounces at you while screaming gibberish until-

Static. Great. They turned you off. Man, you wanted to see where that was going. Guess you'll have to wait until the next one. Or you could read the new fic?

...hm.

~end of whatever the heck this was~

(lol hey, couldn't figure out how the heck to put links so again if you're interested go to my profile, first chapters out.)