week 2.5: creb (karen storytime and past)

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"Like i was saying every karen is the same but has diffirent forms, some fat, some thin, but some are the worse.. are you listening leo?" > creb

"Yeah, definately" > leo

"Then what was i saying?" > creb

"..." > leo

"Ugh, schätze, das hast du nicht (Ugh, guess you didn't) " > creb

"Yeah, now im really listening" > leo

"Since ya didnt listen how bout i give ya a karen storytime" > creb

"Yeah sure can i get mikey tho?" > leo

"Yeah sure but bring mei" > creb

"M'kay" > leo

10 minutes later

"So what" > mei

"Ok ill give ya the storytime now" > creb

Jump to the story but is in action

???: WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY COUPON IS EXPIRED?!

???: Ma'am the coupon is expired a week ago

Creb: 'what are they arguing about' (finishing grocery shopping)

Assa: 'i dont know but i think the brown-haired (not direct to everyone) woman is like a karen of sorts'

Creb: 'i feel sad for the cashier'

Assa: 'oh wait i forgot something just go to the counter, do you have your wallet?'

Creb: 'yea but no moneh'

Assa: 'ask the writer then'

Creb: 'ye sure, hey writer give me about 5k bucks?'

(Since this was in the past i will give myself a indicator)

Writer: ye sure *summons 5k dollarss in the wallet*

Creb: 'thanks that should be enohgh depending on the tax and the after sh*t'

Creb: *walks up to the counter*

Karen: AH! A WITNESS DO YOU HEAR WHAT THIS MAN IS SAYING

Creb: no im 67% blind and deaf, woman (clearly being sarcastic)

Karen: YOU MAN CALL THE MANAGER

Creb: <why is this woman having a minor fit>

Back to the turtles and mei

"That karen was having a minor fit?" > mikey

"Yea like a child i must say, as a immortal that is mostly childish and chaotic, i wouldnt even be like that woman" > creb

"What happened when she called the manager?" > me

"Yeah! Does the manager roast her?" > leo

"Welll" > creb

To the storytime

Manager: *goes to the counter* what is the problem

Karen: THIS MAN IS SAYING MY COUPON IS EXPIRED

Creb: 'like so..'

The poor Cashier: the coupon is expired for a week

Manager: i dont see any problem here?

Karen: WELL THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT SO THE COUPON IS NOT EXPIRED

Creb: <oh wow shes stupid might as well roast her> uhhh ma'am sometimes the customer is an asshole and most likely their opinions arent f*ckin acknowledge once, like the example you are showing, it might aswell be more entertaining if you keep the example up! Do you have a kid? Because they would be burned for having a mom like you, and might have the same rotten, asshole, bitchy attitude like you

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