pussy is my savior

gang ( isa, layla, liv)

as we glomp through the goopy shit, we try not to think about how hard this is gonna be to wash out later. for now, we have to focus on saving gotham city. i mean cupid city. not gotham actually cupid city sounds rlly dumb so gotham city

we stumble upon an garden of collapsed buildings, they make a somewhat circle, with a beautiful tree in the middle ohh my god i gotta shit again hold on babygirls okay a beautiful tree is in the middle, a single seed hangs off of it 😣😣 what does this mean? should we eat it?

isa and layla both look at eachother, apprehensive, could this be what made stinky poo poo? there could be no other reason. why would a tree still be standing? or perhaps it's the stinky poo poo's baby.. ? only one way to find out, liv rushes over to the tree nonstop and eats the seed.

mm kinda tasty?? a little bit like an avocado.. mm kinda crunchy?? a little soft like a crystal gummy oh wait oh god oh my god what is that oh JESUS oh my LORD oh. my stomach gurgles. AHHHHHHHHQHAHAHAHHAAH lord lord LORD!!!!! i am now dead.

layla walks over to examine the dead body. i'm not just a. body i'm liv actually. 🫵 layla walks over to examine liv's body, and finds that the seed was fully intact and climbed through her insides and killed her. "wow what a dumbass" isa says looking at her 😝😝😝 mm tasty face she had before she died. layla agrees, "we can't stop and grieve. we have to keep moving and meet up with the others soon." isa looks at her and raises an eyebrow "who the fuck said i wanted to grieve???" he flips his emo, scene hair and walks off, leaving layla in the dust.

"wait up!!!! i never said that bro!!!" layla chases after him, not even bothering to bury liv because who cares about me it's not like i'm the narrator or anything and can control your destiny but okay. isa doesn't look back at layla, just keeps walking on, emo hair waving in the wind all emo my chemical romance like.

layla catches up with him. "listen man, we can't fight. liv is dead, now it's just us we gotta LIVE for LIV!!" isa doesn't look her in the eye, "you right homeboy... let's keep the bread coming.." they both give eachother an affirming "ok!" nod.

finally, the final boss is reached. a smaller version of stinky poo poo has separated themself from the main body, and has overtaken a roller rink as its main headquarters.

"there it is.. the beast that we need to kill." isa says even though it's right in front of their faces. layla swallows her regret of coming and fear of what awaits and trudges onwards with isa. "load your bow." she says as they reach the entrance of the rink.

as they walk in, bodies are littered everywhere, blood and shit coats the walls, and beyond the glass doors they can see tiny stinky poo poo awaiting them. "we should put on some roller skates, it'll make it easier since it's in the center." isa says, putting on a pair of skates that are filled to the brim with diabetes.

"that's the most stupidest fucking idea ever you fucking idiot" layla says although she already has skates on her feet. they both clumsily skate up to the entrance to the roller rink area and open the door. i don't know why they put skates on if they couldn't skate that's fucking dumb.

anyway, tiny stinky poo poo has spotted them all the way since the tree but since he couldn't touch them from all the way over there. he's been waiting, growing every so angry, inpatient and hungry hippo...

tiny stinky poo poo's mouth opens, large, terrifying, and also looks like it could take a lot of dick but who am i say. a glimpse, of a human in there is barely seen before tiny poo poo's begin to spew out of the cavern and onto the rink.

osa and layla clumsily navigate through them, barely having them miss them. "why did we get roller skates!!!" isa screams out as a piece of hard shit rolls by him. "ur idea dunbass!!!" layla says screaming!! eek!!!

layla then catches a glimpse of the human inside of tiny stinky poo poo and points to it, "omg do u see that" isa nods, before deciding he has another genius idea and jumps inside of tiny stinky poo poo's mouth.

disgusting goopy shit surrounds him as he tries to reach the little dude, he can hear layla's muffled swearing at him from outside the mouth. he reaches the human, and dives into its chest and eats it's heart.

all of a sudden, the roller rink shakes, gotham city shakes, liv's dead ass cheeks shake and tiny stinky poo poo collapses onto the ground, finally dead. only it's not, and another tiny stinky poo poo needs to die across the city. the shit that was covering the roller rink begins to fade away and disappear, leaving only the corpse behind.

isa emerges from tiny stinky poo poo covered in diabetes and shit, he thinks it's stained his teeth at this point. he's right.

layla runs over and air hugs him because she doesn't want to be covered in more shit than she already is. "omg ur alive" she says absolutely shocked, she was kinda hoping he'd die but she wouldn't say that out loud.

"we gotta meet up with the others now."