pussy is my savior

episode 1

dawwggg o rlly need to shit so bad ahhh

cupid is sitting ona table at their headquarters base a villain is on the lose and it's name? stinky poop is running around pooping on everyone everybody is stinky and gross stinky stinky stinky

but we won't stand for this. period so u know i'm serious cereal. maia SLAMS her fists on the table making everyone jump in surprise at her big fist and loud voice she says, "guys we can't let stinky poop poo win. we have to fight back" everyone looks at her and then back at themselves and then back at her mary finally breaks the silence, "we can't win against this. it's too strong. the buildings are melting from the poop..." cupid looks down into their laps, a silent agreement over washing them all.

"shut up you guys!!!" a voice breaks the misery, ari is up on her chair, hands on her chest like a gorilla. cupid turns to her like wtf?? her eyes gleam with passion, the desire to not let stinky poo poo win. isa finds his passion and smiles for once in his emo life and says "she's right guys.. you know what can beat poo poo?" everyone looks around wondering what can beat the ultimate curse.. "guys.. it's right of us.. it's us..." he says in a disney-channel type voice.

everyone looks at him like hes a fucking dumbass "ur a fucking dumbass idiot it's pee" layla says, hands folded against her chest. everyone lets out a collective "ohhhhhh" and agrees. now that we have a solution we must gear up, and fast because stinky poo poo is not going to wait up on us. we all sugar rush rush Jump out of our seats and run to the headquarters basement to get on our cupid gear.

everybody rushes to put on their gear with a new found feeling of confidence. we know that with ourselves and with our hot piss we can beat stinky poo poo. and what does stinky poo poo have on us? it doesn't even have a capital S in its name, it's not a person.. but maybe it our demons all along? no, i'm getting too into this.

our gear is on, armor readied up, bows filled with arrows. ready to damage some hearts or in our case, stinky poo poo. we all hug eachother knowing that the battle to come may just be our last. we all have loved eachother, grieved, came together, fought, shit, pissed, meowed, barked, ate, cannibalized, and we're all here. together. we can fight stinky poo poo.