pussy is my savior

the finale

we each walk side by side like in a marvel movie as we walk out we look around and say our final goodbyes to headquarters. i mean not our final goodbyes bc we aren't dying but you know we won't die 😁

man i just farted anyway

we hop in the apple car, siri comes on to ask for our destination and mary responds "stinky poo po" with absolute haste no time wasted. the apple car moves at top speed (0.03 mph) cupid explodes into screams as the car moves so fast they can barely hold onto their bows. "why the fuck are you going so FAST???" (o.o3 mph" i scream at siri, she lights up like she's gonna answer me but then decides to shut up

the screaming finally commences from cupid but erupts from another. people are being drowned in shit everywhere there's shit everywhere you look people are dying. it's horrible, the green and brown mass has took over everything the buildings have collapsed on themselves the people are in disarray as screams, terror, fright all run about.

we regain ourselves and ari hands us our fire tubes, we connect to the front part of our suit and immediately start to piss everywhere. the piss separates some of the disgusting goop but it's not enough and we don't have that much water in our system.

"what are we gonna do? we're screwed." isa says, as his piss already ran out, twelve seconds into the battle. "just hold on, we haven't lost yet." maia says. time has frozen at this point so we can have our disney channel conversation so stinky poop poop won't get us rn okay

"we should split up. three goes with three, we can cover more ground that way" mary says, rubbing her chin like a detective conan character too bad she can't solve this with her knowledge or we'd be set. "okay, isa, liv and me will go together and mary, maia and ari." layla determines for us because we don't need to speak for ourselves and we are all mindless minions of a mob.

everybody nods in agreement (all hail plankton all hail plankton) and grabs some water, it may not be piss but it'll do what it's needed to do. "liv stop narrating ur annoying" ari says to me before we part ways. i eat her head IN MY BRAIN and walk away from her with the gang.