Just as Bayden went back to his beauty sleep, he heard yet ANOTHER ping. He doubted it would be Jeslyn this time, but then he remembered... "OMG WAIT I FRIENDED HER SHE MUST'VE ACCEPTED!" Bayden whisper-yelled. He opened his phone to see... AN ACCEPTED REQUEST! "LET'S GO!" Bayden accidentally hollered. "Oop- I should be quieter, I don't need my demon brothers to wake up." Bayden whispered to himself.
Porcupine: Hey! It's Bayden.
Mother_Vibes: Oh hi Bayden!
Porcupine: Rachel gave me your discord so I decided to friend you
Mother_Vibes: yeah she told me, thats why I accepted the request. Wouldn't go around accepting random friend requests would I?
Porcupine: lmao
Mother_Vibes: I have to go eat brekkie, see you!
Porcupine: ew imagine calling breakfast brekkie
Mother_Vibes is typing...
Porcupine: OOP-
Porcupine has left
Bayden quickly left as he wasn't ready for Jeslyn's bulldoze of insults. He then got a text from Rachel.
EmoGworl: Bayden I hate you sm I hope you fall down the stairs to meet your demise with a pool of legos below your crusty dusty musty rusty grippers I hope you witness me murder your entire family (execept your mom) and I want to rip your limbs off and shove them where the sun don't shine you don't deserve your wrinkly ugly ass skin I wish you would just rip it off already I wish you to perish today due to starvation in my basement.
Porcupine: I ain't reading all that but have a good one 👍
EmoGworl: YOU IDIOT WHY DIDN'T YOU ASK OUT JESLYN!! 1!1!1!1!
Porcupine: bro it's been one day
EmoGworl: SO? My pet rat fell in love with a flag pole in an hour surely you can ask her out already 🙄
Porcupine: IT'S A RAT, WE ARE HUMANS
EmoGworl: SO WHAT? Rats are animals, we are animals. It's not too far off
Porcupine: DUDE WHEN DID YOU EVER SEE A HUMAN FALL IN LOVE WITH A FLAG POLE?
EmoGworl: Since my pet rat, turns out it was a parasite that made this middle aged man look like a rat so I adopted him and forgot about rabies.
Porcupine: ...
EmoGworl: ...
EmoGworl: so you gonna ask her out?
Porcupine: fine, tmr
EmoGworl: YESSS! I'LL TELL BUCK (buck is Stick btw)
Porcupine: that reminds me, I need your friend group users
EmoGworl: why not just join our discord?
Porcupine: fine.
EmoGworl: Great because Jessypoo is gonna be there
Porcupine: WAIT WHA-
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The Pookie Wookies 😋💕
Porcupine was added by TolietWaterDrinker🤭
GirliePops: who the heck are you
IHaveRabies💕: Yeah who is this kid
GymnastWithScoliosis: Is he your bf?
ToiletWaterDrinker🤭: ew no it's Mothers bf
Mother_Vibes: WAIT WHAT
Porcupine: uhm no
Mother_Vibes: oh hi Bayden! Rachel did you change ur name?
TolietWaterDrinker🤭: I liked this one better but I'm still emo dw teehee🤭🤭🤭🤭😋😋
Porcupine: 😂😂😂
IHaveRabies💕: ew wth put those ugly emojis away
GymnastWithScoliosis: I hope those emojis are satire
GirliePops: ^^
Porcupine: no they're genuine 😂😂😂
TolietWaterDrinker🤭: I raised you better than this Bayden
Mother_Vibes: I still love him
Mother_Vibes deleted a message
IHaveRabies💕: BAHAHAHHAHA
GymnastWithScoliosis: I SAW THAT LMAO
GirliePops: I ship Jayden
TolietWaterDrinker🤭: me too LMAO
Porcupine: wait what'd it say
Mother_Vibes: uhmmmm....
Mother_Vibes left the chat
Mother_Vibes was added by IHaveRabies💕
IHaveRabies💕: NUH UH MISSY
TolietWaterDrinker🤭: I can't wait till Jeslyn and Bayden find out they're cousins
GirliePops: 💀💀💀💀
IHaveRabies💕: NAWWWW JIT TRIPPIN'
GymnastWithScoliosis: SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Porcupine: 😨😨😨
Mother_Vibes: 😰😰😰😰😰😰😭😭😭😭😭
TolietWaterDrinker🤭: OMG I'M JOKING ASSWIPES 😡😡😡😡
Porcupine: ANYWAY, Who is who?
GymnastWithScoliosis: I'm Steve
TolietWaterDrinker🤭: boy you already know 🙄
Mother_Vibes: ^^
IHaveRabies💕: Buck 😒
GirliePops: I'm Bali the amazing
Mother_Vibes and Porcupine left the chat
TolietWaterDrinker🤭: damn what're they doing 😏😏😏😏
GirliePops: DON'T EVEN-
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I had not a clue what just happened, first Bayden my CRUSH joined, then everyone started bullying him and shipping us, then I embarrass myself with my love message, then Rachel pops out with the most Alabama thing ever, then everyone introduced themselves to my CRUSH!!!! I had to leave, it was getting heated 🙄.
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RomanceThis is an inside joke between my friends lmao pls don't read this it's so goofy (unless you're my friend irl) 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭 Anyway- Jessica moves to a new school, she didnt expect much from it from first glance. Those big doors awaiting her made her h...
