Jayden ♡♡

𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 12 ☀️

(Should I start naming the chapters instead of just "Chapter number"? Or should I keep doing that?) 

Steve

I just chose to ignore the fact that Jeslyn and Bayden just came back from downstairs, and I was getting incredibly bored since there was nothing to do. I know I just made an entire list of what to do off of what google told me to do, but everyone was fawning over the fact Jeslyn and Bayden were washing dishes downstairs. I mean it was couple goals... it was cute... BUT STILL. But then I got a grand idea... remember the pillow fight option? Yeah, that's right, I'mma start a pillow fight and cause mayhem, chaos and probably make people hate me for life. But that's all part of the fun! I smacked Buck in the head EXTREMELY hard, like I threw myself with all my might in that pillow smack. Buck fell on the floor screaming bc... well... I just flinged myself on her while smacking her with a pillow. "OH IT'S ON YOU ANNABELL DOLL WANNABE" Buck shrieked. "WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME BOY, YOU DON'T DISRESPECT YOUR ELDERS LIKE THAT GECKO LOOK A LIKE" I isulted back. Me and Buck started having a 1v1 which wasn't planned, it was supposed to be all of our friend group, but they just stood there watching and laughing. And before we know it, I was falling between the mattress and bed (remember the air mattress?). I dragged Bali with me because she started falling to. "STEVE WTH STOP PLS!!!! 1!!1!1!" Bali yelled. I just kept pulling her down with me. My head got stuck under the mattress and bed, and I was laughing so hard I thought I'd piss myself. Good thing I totally didn't. 

Bayden

This was literally the weirdest thing I've ever seen in the entirety of my life, I never thought I'd see this ever. If you'd have asked me what happened at the sleepover, I would leave this bit out. You can know everything else, just not whatever the hell this is. I just stayed silent the whole time because wth was I supposed to do, speak up? Nuh-uh. Wait now I'm starting to sound like Rachel... lol whatever I'm not as weird as her, AND DEFINITELY NOT AS WEIRD AS THESE WEIRDOS. "Bayden you look like you're gonna cry..." Jeslyn said. "Oh no I'm fine." I replied, I secretly wasn't, I'm telling my mother after this. "I NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" I randomly blurted. I didn't actually, I just needed to get out of there. "N-NO BAY- BAHAHHAH NO BAYDEN COME B-BAC BAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAH- BACK." Rachel shouted. 

Bali

Bayden went to go to the bathroom, he either can't take us, or all that spider web dirt gourmet meal he had the other day is acting up. Ikr, so gross like wth Bayden. But what I'm more offended by is that NO ONE IS HELPING ME GET OUT OF THE CRACK BECAUSE OF STEVE. "IS NO ONE GONNA HELP ME?" I asked yelling. Everyone ignored me and just started cracking up at Steve who's head was stuck in between the bed and the mattress. I didn't care about HER though, I'M THE STAR OF THE SHOW OVI 🙄, AND FOR YOU TO THINK OTHERWISE IS A SIN. Rachel helped me get up after they helped Steve get out first, ikr what fake friends like fr help me first. "I'm hungryyyyyyyy" Buck complained. "Girl it's literally only 2am- WAIT 2AM!?" Rachel whisper-yelled while checking the time."Well great, now we have to be more quiet. That's not my strong spot tbh" I said. "You think we don't know that Bali?" Jeslyn giggled. "WHATEVER!" I spoke loudly. "SSHHHHHHH!" Everyone whispered. 

Bayden

DO THESE IDIOTS EVER SHUT UP? I could hear their bickering from the bathroom, THE ONE DOWNSTAIRS I MIGHT ADD. Jeslyn's parents are probably trying their best to not break character and start beating the crap out of us. Well, them, I had nothing to do with this. If you're wondering what I'm doing in the bathroom, then 1: Mind your damn business, and 2: I'm just kinda sitting on the floor playing Word Bomb 👍. Why can't I just play while in the room you may be asking? Because they will force me to play Wild Horse Islands and then I have to give Jeslyn a mushroom horse since I owe her one, I actually forgot why I owed her one but I'm just not gonna give it to her. I mean why should I give it to her? IT'S MINE. Then I got a text message, istg it better be Jeslyn because then I'm leaving them on read. AND IT WAS MY JESSY BESSY POO 😋🤭😍😘🥰.

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BaydensFatherLeftHim😎

Mother_Vibes: Heyyoooo Bayden

Porcupine: why. 

Mother_Vibes: Why what? 

Porcupine: EXPLAIN WHY OUR PRIVATE MESSAGES IS CALLED BAYDENSFATHERLEFTHIM😎

Mother_Vibes: do you not like it ☹️

Porcupine: NO YOU KNOCK OFF MICHAEL JACKSON

Mother_Vibes: YOU'RE A RAT FACE HEEHEE👹

Porcupine: I could say the same for you

Mother_Vibes: you sickening ugly hideous shocking repulsive evil nauseous scandalous repellent undesirable monstrous grim unhealthy sick atrocious grisly unspeakable nightmarish upsetting dislikeable uncivilized frightful barbarous unholy lousy sickish distressing off-putting disgrace. 

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I left that last message on read, why you ask? She made me cry ☹️. WHERE THE HELL DID SHE EVEN FIND THAT MANY ADJECTIVES THAT MEAN GROSS IN LIKE 5 SECONDS1!!1!1?1? I FR DON'T GET IT 😭😭😭!1!1!1!1 Anyway now I'm a main character bc I'm crying in the bathroom after being heartbroken, I could use this for clout on tiktok 💅✨. ANYWAY, I'm just gonna ignore the fact that Jeslyn's praying on my downfall and move on, I'mma go back to the room and just see what happened while I was gone bc who knows wth they did while I was playing Word Bomb and getting violated by Jeslyn. AND OMG, I SHOULDN'T HAVE LEFT WTH IS THIS. OK, THERE'S A LOT TO UNPACK ABOUT THIS. Firstly, Buck and Bali are taunting Rachel with Gecko boy, Rachel is holding holy water and a holy Bible, Jeslyn and Steve are just sharing tiktok videos with each other and I think Steve saw the jaw dropping message Jeslyn sent me because they were bursting out laughing like it was the end of the world. I shouldn't have come, screw sleepovers I would rather chug gripper juice then be apart of whatever this monstrosity is.