𝚆𝚊𝚛 𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚜 👹

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(I changed the format of my fic, the dialoughes are now separated from the describing bits) 

Jeslyn

I let Bayden have my bat because he's a big ass wimp (sorry not sorry Bayden lmao). I literally gave him my only weapon and he's still hiding behind my back, if anything I should be hiding behind HIS. Buck looked like she was having a panic attack and Rachel tried to calm her down which didn't work because she just kept asking if she wanted water despite her having 5 full water bottles next to her. 

"Rachel, I don't think asking her if she wants water is gonna help since she already has 5 full to the brim water bottles next to her..." Steve mentioned with a confused look, peering down at the 2 girls. 

"Shhhhh... I'm totally great at comforting people, I just... need to warm up." Rachel responded with a snarky facial expression. 

"Rachel you haven't comforted a day in your pathetic life, I'm surprised Buck is being driven to insanity right now." I uttered. Clearly Rachel didn't get the hint because she kept trying to comfort Buck, A+ for effort I guess. 

Suddenly, there was a loud BANG! 

"It's Olivia... She's found us." Buck whispered, with a tone of obvious fear. Buck was shaking so much she was practically evaporating. I wasn't all that surprised she knows where we are, we're literally all shoving eachother trying to fit behind the kitchen counter. 

Buck

I WAS CRYING, SHAKING, PROBABLY EVAPORATING AND DETERIORATING I HONESTLY DIDN'T KNOW AT THIS POINT. THIS FISH IS LITERALLY A DEVILS SPAWN. 

"Wait... how is the fish even breathing, its on land." Bali asked. That was honestly the most smartest thing she's ever said in her life. But that got me thinking... Olivia is scary and probably immortal in water, but ONLY in water so how is she even here? 

"I don't think that's Olivia. But if it isn't Olivia, then who is it?" I heard Jeslyn whisper with a confused voice. 

I tried to think, who smells like a fish, sounds like a fish and probably looked like one... Omg, IT'S BRIDGET AND KATELYN! "GUYS IT'S BRIDGET AND KATELYN, THEY MUSTVE FOLLOWED US FROM THE POOL!" I whisper-yelled.

Bridget

I was waiting outside what I assumed was Jeslyn's doorstep. I peered inside by looking through the window on the side of the door while my boyfriend Katelyn was trying to pick-lock the door so we could beat their asses by exposing us, specifically Buck because she saw us kissing at the pool (no homo btw). I know it's a public place but can you like, not? 

"What's taking so long pookie bear?" I asked Katelyn because even though I love him (no homo btw) he is a very slow worker. 

"Just a minute kitten whiskers, I've got this settled 💪😼" Katelyn answered. I love it when he calls me kitten whiskers 😻. Like who wouldn't? 

(TIME SKIP) 

Katelyn FINALLY got the door open, but it made a loud bang. It definetly alerted them because I heard them speaking amongst themselves. It sounded like it was coming from the kitchen, but I saw a dead fish with a pet collar. 

"Olivia? Who the hell names their fish Olivia?" I asked myself silently. 

Rachel

As soon as I heard Bridget say that, I started giggling. Because of course Buck had to name her fish the most American yet somehow British name of all time. Jeslyn nudged my shoulder to signal that I should probably shut up. 

"Kitten whiskers, why are you staring at a dead fish? You know it's bad for you pookie wookie" I couldn't hold it in anymore... 

"BAHHAHAHAHHAHABAHJSJJJS8282&&:&/8jajusisjsj" I laughed so hard I think I shart myself, Jeslyn gave me a 'NONONONONONO-' look, while the others tried their absolute hardest not to laugh. 

"AHHHHHH WTH OMG IT'S A NUCLEAR EXPLOSION WE HAVE TO RUN KITTEN WHISKERS" I heard Katelyn's high pitched scream anime girl voice, I then bursted out wheezing at that I felt like I belonged in a mental institution. 

After Bridget and Katelyn ran away, we got out from hiding. Buck started crying at her dead fish that sent death threats at her and supposedly tried to kill her before it ran out of oxygen. Tbh I would mourn my cat Leonard aswell, but... are you being fr, A FISH. THAT UGLY ASS FISH DON'T GOT NO BRAIN, AND IF IT DID IT WOULD BE RATTLING AROUND IT'S BRAIN LIKE A SKITTLE. Jeslyn and Steve started comforting her, while me, Bali and Bayden just kinda stood there like 🧍. It didn't end well the first time I comforted her so I won't try again lmao. 

(TIME SKIP)

Once Buck got over her stupid dumbass fish, I realised something... IT WAS PITCH BLACK OUTSIDE. 

"OMG CRAP I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THE TIME!!!" I whisper-yelled to myself since who even knows who's in the house right now. I rushed to Jeslyn. "What's the time!?" I asked her. 

"Your mom" Jeslyn replied. I gave her the most aggressive stink eye I possible could. "Okkkk fineee it's... 3:00AM!!!!1!1!?" Jeslyn replied with a panicky tone. The others looked at her, then a Bayden... They knew what this meant, ofc so did I. IT WAS BAYDEN MAKEOVER TIME 🤪🤪🤪🦅🦅. 

Bayden

I was rushing away from the others, THEY WERE NOT ABOUT TO SMEAR MAKEUP ON MY FACE. I went upstairs and hid in one of Jeslyn's dad's cupboards. I instantly reggretted it since I knew which cupboard I just hid in... A stinky stench invaded my nostrils... IT WAS THE STINKY CUPBOARD FROM HIDE AND SEEK. I texted Jeslyn, hoping she was on my side bc she's my bbg 😻.

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BaydensFatherLeftHim😎

Porcupine: Jeslyn? Are you on my side of this? 

Mother_Vibes: duhhh idc about you getting a makeover

You're beautiful the way u are honey bumpkin 🥰

Mother_Vibes deleted a message

Porcupine: wait what'd u say

Mother_Vibes: oh that's just a glitch, I didn't say anything

Porcupine: oh lmao

Mother_Vibes: wait where are u hiding? 

Porcupine: oh in the stinky cupboard, I went in it by accident

Mother_Vibes: BAHAHHA LMAO LLL I WAS JOKING I'MMA TELL THEM NOW

Porcupine: WAIT NO PLSSSSS NOOOO

Mother_Vibes is offline

Porcupine: NOOOOOOOO

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I started panicking, they knew where I was... 

"I have to switch places, and quickly, like lightning McQueen!" I said to myself. Clearly it wasn't just to myself bc Rachel heard me when she was doing upstairs patrol. She yanked the cupboard open. 

"LMAO I KNEW YOU WERE IN HERE YOU FAT RAT" Rachel exclaimed, she had a grin full of pride that she has found me. I doubt she found me herself, she probably only knew bc Jeslyn told her on messages. 

"Yeah, yeah whatever you caught me 🙄. Let's just get this over with." I sighed as I stepped out the cupboard. Time for minutes that feel like hours of torture. 

(BAHAHHA CLIFFHANGER! Let me know if you like this new format and if it isn't too annoying. If it is I'll change it but I personally like this better, it looks more neat in my opinion) 

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