Istg if my friend group doesn't stop typing random pointless messages I'm going to loose my mind. And don't even get me STARTED on God damn Rachel, she's literally embarrassing the crap out of me. Remember when I said that she only would make a ship name? I was lying, I wanted to convince you that my friend group was normal, unfortunately it isn't. But then my amazing scrupdumpilliumcious Baybay texted me 😍😍
Porcupine: wanna play Minecraft?
You cannot be serious, I literally had a mental breakdown and my crush wants to play stupid Minecraft education. Whatever, I guess I will.
Mother_Vibes: fine dingus
Porcupine: that's new, usually you call me a fat rat that deserves to die.
Mother_Vibes: leave me alone
Porcupine: whatever join my server, it's called: MyFatherLeftMe
Mother_Vibes: ...
Porcupine: HURRY UP 😡
Mother_Vibes: OMG I'M JOINING 𝙎𝙏𝙊𝙋⛔
Porcupine: get on call first
Mother_Vibes: AARRRRGGHHHH-
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Jeslyn joined Bayden's weird ass Minecraft server, and there was 2 other people. "Bayden who are these people?" Jeslyn asked. "Idk" Bayden whispered. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW THIS IS YOUR STUPID MINECRAFT SERVER" Jeslyn screamed at Bayden. "Wait... PRINCIPLE PATRICIA AND VINCENT!???" Jeslyn shrieked. "OH UH, This isn't what it looks like!" Principle Patricia yelped. "WHY ARE YOU GUYS GETTING MARRIED IN MINECRAFT YOU'RE ALREADY MARRIED!" Bayden screached at the top of his lungs. Vincent and Patricia left the Minecraft server urgently, leaving Jeslyn and Bayden speechless. "WHAT JUST HAPPENED THE F-" Bayden started, Jeslyn covered his mouth before he could finish. "We don't want Rachel killing you now, do we?" Jeslyn whispered in Bayden's crusty ear. "You have a lot of earwax dude, gross." Jeslyn insulted. "Whatever. I can't be bothered to clean my ears." Bayden responded. Jeslyn received a text message from her group chat, may not seem that important but her mind was blown...
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The Pookie Wookies 😋
IHaveRabies💕: RIHANNA IS SO HOT WOOF BARK MEOW TWEET AWOOOOOO
GymnastWithScoliosis: uhm....
Porcupine: Jeslyn is better
Porcupine deleted a message
TolietWaterDrinker🤭: damn its like they're related, first Mother now Father 😨
GirliePops: STOP WITH THE SWEET HOME ALABAMA JOKES
IHaveRabies💕: ^^
TolietWaterDrinker🤭: fine 🙄
GymnastWithScoliosis: is that all you wanted to say Rabie monster?
IHaveRabies💕: BUT RIHANNA IS SO HOT LIKE OMG AWOOGA I WOULD KILL SOMEONE TO BE HER MATE WE CAN BE ALPHAS 🐺🐺🐺
TolietWaterDrinker🤭: 💀
GymnastWithScoliosis: 💀
Mother_Vibes: 💀
Porcupine: 💀
GirliePops: 💀
IHaveRabies💕: STOP 😭😭😭😭
I reset my phone because I couldn't deal with my Jessypookies friends anymore like wth I knew they were weird but I didn't expect a full on pack of wolves. Like Buck literally transformed into a wolf for my friend Rihanna. Rihanna's actually a boy with a girl's name and I knew a boy with a girl's name before so I guess that's why we get on well. "Sorry about my friends, I thought they would be more chill since there's a new person joining but I guess I was wrong. It's probably because of Rachel." Jeslyn apologized. "Oh no it's fine, my friends are a bit much too. My whole friend group is filled with boys with girl's names, such as Katelyn, Mary, and Bridget. Katelyn and Bridget are actually together, their ship name is Bratelyn. And if course I know Rihanna." Bayden reassured Jeslyn. "Oh, alright. Glad you don't mind their monkey business." Jeslyn smiled. "DID YOU SAY MONKEY1!1!!1!1" Bayden cheered. "UHM...."
I said bye to Bayden and left the call a while ago, and I had nothing to do. I finished my to do list and tomorrow was still weekend, I needed to find something to do, like right then and there. "I could just chat to my friends but I feel like I need to do something productive instead of listening to Buck ranting about how hot Rihanna is. I don't even know what Rihanna looks like, maybe I'll ask Bayden tomorrow. Enough about tomorrow... Maybe I'll take a walk. YEAH! TAKE A WALK. I'll see if one if my friends wants to go with me.
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The Pookie Wookies 😋
Mother_Vibes: does someone wanna walk to the shops and get a couple things with me?
IHaveRabies💕: can't, I'm walking my fish and worshipping Rihanna
GymnastWithScoliosis: I'm on my way to gymnastics lessons, can't sorry.
GirliePops: I would come but your broke and I can't walk with broke brats 🙄
Porcupine: I can come
Mother_Vibes: Ok!
TolietWaterDrinker🤭: I'M COMING TOO LMAO YOU THOUGHT YOU TWO WOULD GET SMOOCHY TIME
Mother_Vibes: ...
Porcupine: ...
TolietWaterDrinker🤭: Well? Come to my house brainwashed toddlers 🙄🙄
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Bayden and Jeslyn were on the way to my house so we can walk to Kmart or whatever. I'm not the best at walking long distances, I just came to annoy Jeslyn and Bayden and taunt them. I'll be honest, I don't like being a third wheel but what can you do? I decided to wear a black tanktop with sage green sweatpants with a moon locket, I put my hair in a half ponytail with two bits at the front. I headed downstairs and I saw Jeslyn and Bayden in the distance walking to my house holding hands, ofc I took a screen shot idc about photo consent, besides, what kind if person would I be if I didn't take a screenie? "Sup Bayden and Jessypoo! I see your hands have gotten close." I giggled. "Don't even think about it Rachel." Jeslyn said firmly. "Ok fine whateves" I said smirking.
We started walking to Kmart, I was excited about all the things we could buy! Kmart is like my second home. Rachel definetly knows that since everything I get is from Kmart. After the long tiring walk, we went through the doors of Kmart and I immediately ran through the isles, sniffing all the candles, looking at all the stickers, flicking through the books and- WAIT BAYDEN WAS STILL HOLDING ONTO ME. "OMG I'M SO SORRY BAYDEN!" I urgently spoke. "No worries, I was just wondering, how much do like Kmart?" Bayden asked. "Oh, it's like my second home! I love Kmart." I replied smiling. "Well, are we ready to go?" Bayden asked. "But it's only been like, 5 minutes?" I said. "Uhm, it's been an hour. It's 7pm right now." Bayden told. "WAIT WHAT." I screamed. "RACHEL WE HAVE TO GO!" I shrieked while I turned around. But there was no Rachel. I then heard a text from my phone.
ToiletWaterDrinker🤭: MOMMY I'M LOSTTTTT
Mother_Vibes: you idiot, how long were you lost?
TolietWaterDrinker🤭: SINCE WE GOT HERE IDK THIS KMART AT ALL AND YOU RAN OFF
Mother_Vibes: oh.
TolietWaterDrinker🤭: YEAH, OH. NOW COME FIND ME I'M PANICKNGGGG
Mother_Vibes: OMG CHILL
I closed my phone, put it in my pocket and RAN DOWN THOSE ISLES. I can't loose one of my children, especially since my parents will KILL me, I haven't told them about this walk or going to Kmart. I then heard another ping from my phone.
TolietWaterDrinker🤭: MOM HELP I'M IN THIS PERSON'S SHOPPING TROLLEY AND THEY HAVEN'T NOTICED, I'M GETTING SOLD TO SOMEONE FOR 5 BUCKS!!!! 1!1!!1! HSHHSJSHSNKSISKSJSJAJKSISJSJSJ
Mother_Vibes: YOU IDIOT HOW DID YOU GET IN THE TROLLEY!! 1!1!!1???
I turned my phone off, I wasn't gonna wait for an answer when my baby is in a random strangers shopping cart. I later saw stupid Rachel sitting like a lost toddler in someones shopping cart, she really wasnt lying. "RACHEL GET OVER HERE" I screamed at her. "BUT IT'S COMFY MOMMY" I heard Rachel say. "IDC!" I yanked Rachel's arms and he flew out the shopping cart.
He hurriedly went back to our houses. I went in my bed and decide to call my friends what happened, and I saw Rachel send a photo of me and Bayden holding hands... "AAAARARRARARARGGHHHHHH! I HATE YOU RACHEL!!!!! 1!1!!1!1!"
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