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Albus Potter

- Gaaaayyyy quoisexual

- Male (he/him but doesn't mind other pronouns)

- Has his hair long enough that Scorpius can plait random bits

- Secretly a bit of a nerd

- Helps James with pranks

- Inherits his mum's terrible owl naming skills ("His name is Bartholomew Archibald Orville Smythe the fifth!" "Albus, no-")

- Hates being called Al

- Astraphobia (fear of thunderstorms)

- Hates his name

- A good swimmer

- Has a temper and is very protective of Scorpius

- Loves wearing Scorpius' clothes - especially his jumpers

- Wears every pride pin he owns every Pride Month and carries Skittles everywhere ("Dad says it's a muggle thing and, look Scorp! They're rainbow!")

- Low-key drinks too much tea

- Joins the Hogwarts Queer Alliance

- Gets nightmares

- Has a stuffed snake from when he was a baby called Linguini that he still sleeps with

- Is average height thank you (5'7")

- Nicknames for Scorpius:


Scorp, love, babe, angel, dork, nerd, darling, honey, my geek, blondie, Scorpy


Scorpius Malfoy

- Either gay or bi

- Demiromantic (sex-indifferent or sex-averse) asexual

- Paraboy (he/him/they) or male (he/him)

- Likes putting flowers in Albus' hair

- High-key a massive nerd

- Never joins in with pranks but watches from the side-lines


- Begged his father for a ferret but never got one ("Anything but a ferret, Scorpius, anything!")

- Thalassophobia (fear of open water)

- Joins the Hogwarts Queer Alliance but mainly sits quietly in the corner

- Quite shy most of the time but always defends Albus

- Is a proud Slytherin

- Brings sweets every year for the first day of Hogwarts even after Astoria dies ("She said sweets help make friends and then I met you so I have to honour the tradition.")

- Speaks French fluently

- Incredibly unathletic but much prefers books anyway

- Has a random growth spurt and is now lanky and lean (6')

- Gets nightmares

- Realises quickly that his attraction to Rose is platonic

- Study dates with Rose and Albus (he and Rose study and Albus goofs off but he'll work later)

- Probably on the autism spectrum but hasn't been diagnosed

- Thinks hot chocolate is the best thing ever

- Nicknames for Albus:


Babe, love, Albie, darling, dork, nutter, sweetie, baby, miel, fou, mon cher



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