Who's taller (one shot)

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(The idea for this one came from that comic^)
(It's crack)

Blue strolls into Yellow's control room seeking to get her away from work for awhile.
B: "Heeeeeyyy Yellow."
Y: "Yes darling? I'm a bit preoccupied here."  She taps on her screen.
B: "Well yes but I'd thought you could join Pink, and I in the extraction pool?"
Y: "Whilst I'd quite enjoy that, I just had a Peridot inform me of the status on...you know my planet Alia XI?
B: "Oh yes, that's the the one that had several different climates for kindergartens. you were so exited to colonize it. You had to practically fight White for her to give it to you."
Y: "Yes, well it's star just had a solar flare that wiped out over half of the temperate climate and dried several wetlands to a crisp. And all of the gems I had forming in those kindergartnes have either had their forming permanently halted, been non-reversibly corrupted, or destroyed all together. That's 70% of that planets resources and 95% of my efforts wasted.
B: "Aw see, you need a break from all of this stress."
Y: "Blue-"
B: "Nope, come on." She grabs yellows arm and pulls her out of the room. Yellow groans.
*they reach the extraction chamber*
Pinks splashing around in the pool laughing, her Pearl giggling on the side
P: "*gasp* Yellow!! Hi Yellow!" She gets out and hops into Yellow's palm.
Y: "Hello Pink." She looks at the small gem with fondness.
Pink jumps on Yellow's head.
P: "You should take your helmet."
Y: "No."
P: "Do it do it do it!"
Y: "I said no Pink."
P: "But you neeevveerr take your helmet off! Just this once??"
Yellow looks from Pink, to Blue, and back to Pink.
Y: "Mmmmfine." She snaps her helmet away.
P: "Yay!" Pink ruffles Yellow's hair.
Y: "Are we going to get into the pool or not?"
B: " Yes, let's go."
Blue and pink walk ahead. Yellow begins to follow after them but she slips on the wet floor and falls flat on the ground.
B&P: "Yellow!" They hurry over.
B: "Are you okay?"
P: "What happened?"
Y: "I just slipped, because you splashed water all over the floor."
P: "Well excuse me you're wearing high healed boots!"
B: "You should probably take them off."
P: "Yeah, why do you always wear shoes in the pool anyhow?"
Y: "Because I do."
P: "Well yeah, but why."
Y: "I have my reasons. Now enough questions, let's hurry this up, I have work to do."
B: "Well I agree with pink, why do you?"
Y: "Why are you so pressed about this?"
B: "Why are you avoiding the question?"
Y: "I'm not avoiding the question."
P: "Yeah, why are you?"
Y: "I'm not avoiding the question!"
P: "Yeah you are."
Y: "Gah! Fine! I'll take them off."
She snaps again and her boots disappear.
Y: "There, happy?"
P: "Yeah!"
B: "Yes."
The rest of the walk over Yellow walked towards the back of the group. She also sat a little further apart from the two.
The three spent longer there then they thought they would. It was a good time, they enjoyed moments like these.
Y: "Okay, now I really need to get back to work."
Yellow gets out of the pool. Blue gets out to kiss her goodbye before she gets all wrapped up in her duties and all. And just when they're face to face Blue notices something. Yellow's eyes are at chin level with her. She backs up. Yellow notices the height difference too.
B: "Yellow!?"
Pink hops out and stands next to Blue.
P: "What, what is it?" She looks up "OH MY STARS YELLOW YOU SHRUNK!!"
B: "Is that why you didn't want to take your boots off??"
Y: "Ah! What?!
She speedily phases her boots back on, but it was too late, the damage was done.
B: "Oh my stars you're so tiny!"
P: "HAHA! You're the second shortest Diamond!!"
B: "All this time o thought you were taller than me!"
Yellow grumbles
P: "Wait! Does white know about this??"
Y: "Of course she does...!"
P: "Take your boots off again I wanna see!!"
Y: "No! This is ridiculous. I need to get back to work!" She turns and storms out. Leaving Pink and Blue looking at each other.

(Please comment!! I can extend it if you want, sorry for not posting so much on this story I've mostly been working on I want one) -JR💗

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