Levi Ackerman was a clean freak, to say the least. this manz forces his cadets to clean the base from bottom to top twice a week, and if any of them refuse they have to do it themselves each day for a week until he can see his reflection. he is dead serious about cleanliness. If he found someone who was clean, responsible, quite, and doesn't like physical touch, he would marry them, regardless of gender.
whilst scrubbing the floor of his office for the fifth time this week (stupid jeager walked in with mud on his boots), when he heard, "hey, you got a good ass!"
"who the hell said that?!" he stands up all the way (which is not saying much, he is like fucking tiny), "who is there? cadet, show yourself!" he looks around not seeing anyone. "the fuck?"
"i said, 'you got a good ass'! now fucking look at me blind bitch!" levi is exasperated and confused, who the fuck is talking to him. "im right here hot stuff" turning around, he sees his windex, with a mouth, talking, to him.
"what. the. fuck? i am hallucinating. this can't be real?!"
"oh, it is baby!" the windex winks at him, "now lemme tell you something, you are fine baby, your fine as hell!" he looked flabergasted.
"oh my god! im in love! get over here!" he pauses, "oh yeah, right..." Levi walks over to the bottle, "will you date me??" *insert classic f-boy face here*
"yes baby boii! of course i will date you!!" now they are kissing passionately.
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Levi X Windex
FanfictionLol, this is 100% me just being stupid and deciding to write something fucking funny because i can. so this will be stupid and funny and ridiculous. i hope you all enjoy this chaos, and weirdness. thank you, Micsslvt
