on their way home, the couple made up, pulling over on the side of the road to yell at each other (jeez not even dating for 24 hours and they are already fucking yelling at each other).
"you just want me for my skills you bitch!"
"which skills, your fucking or cleaning ones?" levi winks
"both..." windex pauses, "or whichever you want right now."
"fuck me~"
"will do boss."windex growns legs and a dick almost human like, to the point where the only thing that makes it obvious they are windex is the fact that his head is a spray bottle, the rest is human.
pulling of levis pants and stroking his long thick cock and feeling xemselves get hard.
levi moans loudly, "lets move to the back seat baby." windex purrs. using their spray to lube up his hand, "now this may hurt a bit, but i will be careful-"
they were cut off by levi shoving their dick inside him, "windex! baby, please! i need your big strong daddy cock to cum inside me!"
"sure, captain." windex slams into levis asshole into his prostate, while still jerking of levis dick.
"im gonna~" levi can barley even talk
"me too, cum with me, you man whore." the two cum strongly, covering levis stomach and filling his tight asshole.
"good job, captain clean freak. we will need to do this again sometime."
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Levi X Windex
FanfictionLol, this is 100% me just being stupid and deciding to write something fucking funny because i can. so this will be stupid and funny and ridiculous. i hope you all enjoy this chaos, and weirdness. thank you, Micsslvt
