The kiss is hot and steamy, the bottle licks levis lip asking for entrance. levi agrees, sucking on windex's tongue . "mhm, babe, your mouth is so yummy!" windex says
"i could say the same to you! your so fucking delectable!" the kiss just keeps going, neither want to stop.
*crash* "hey shorty- oh my god! he lost it!" Hanji runs out the door screaming, "ERWIN! SHORY LOST IT!! HELPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!" levi doesnt care, he keeps kissing his spray bottle.
"what is going on! oH MY GOD HE dId LoSE IT!!" Erwin grabs levi and shakes him, "LEVI WAKE UP! LEVI WHERE ARE YOU!"
"fuck off eyebrows, you know you dont feel the love i feel for my, oh im sorry what is your gender and pronouns baby?"
"they/it/xe, and genderfluid baby! thanks for asking."
"right, so you dont know the love i feel for xem. they are amazing, we love eachother."
"hold up! DID THE WINDEX FUCKING TALK?!?!?!?!?!"
"yes, xe are my partner, deal with it bitch!"
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Levi X Windex
FanfictionLol, this is 100% me just being stupid and deciding to write something fucking funny because i can. so this will be stupid and funny and ridiculous. i hope you all enjoy this chaos, and weirdness. thank you, Micsslvt
