When the two FINALLY stopped making out, the two decided to go on a date.
"so, hot stuff, how was your day captain~" windex winks at levi
"well, i met the love of my life. so i would say prety good."
Windex bite their lip, "good, im glad your happy!" then they start kissing AGAIN, because they are obsessed with each other. i mean levi has been single his whole life because he had never met someone clean before.
"ok break it up you two! captain, we finished cleaning."
"can't you see i'm busy brats? i have a date. fuck off." the two go back to kissing passionatly
i still dont know how that windex grew a face, and emotions... but now they are kissing and loving each other, happily ever after...
almost...
"YOU ASSHOLE! YOU USED ALL OF MY SPRAY!"
"THATS WHAT YOUR FOR IDIOT! YOU ARE WINDEX!"
"BUT IM YOUR LOVER! YOU SHOULD NOT USE ME LIKE THAT! I COULD CHARGE YOU OF HARASSMENT! BITCH!" levi throws windex in the trash,
"stupid cleaning spray- making me fall in love, then get mad at me when i use you the way i bought you to use you for."
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A/n: im so sorry this is so odd, im just enjoying goofing around and doing shit for my own laughs. i hope yall enjoy this too!
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Levi X Windex
FanfictionLol, this is 100% me just being stupid and deciding to write something fucking funny because i can. so this will be stupid and funny and ridiculous. i hope you all enjoy this chaos, and weirdness. thank you, Micsslvt
