Eric Cartman One shots

Kenman 💛

Kenny had always had a little crush on Eric Cartman, but he never let himself acknowledge it. He knew it was wrong, he knew it would never work, and he knew Eric would never feel the same way. So, he kept his feelings bottled up inside and tried his best to ignore them.

But it wasn't easy. Every time he saw Eric, his heart would race a little faster, his palms would get a little sweatier, and he would have to fight the urge to reach out and touch him. He spent countless hours daydreaming about what it would be like to be with him, to hold his hand, to kiss him...

Kenny knew he had to keep his feelings hidden, especially around Kyle. He and Kyle had been best friends since they were kids, and Kenny knew how much Kyle despised Eric. Kyle would always roll his eyes and make snarky comments whenever Eric was around, making it clear that he did not approve of Kenny's crush.

Kenny tried his best to hide his jealousy whenever he saw Kyle looking at Eric. He could tell that Kyle was also interested in him, and it made him feel even more insecure. He didn't want to lose Kyle's friendship, but he also didn't want to give up on Eric.

One day, while they were all hanging out at Kyle's house, the tension became too much for Kenny to bear. He could feel Eric's eyes on him, and he knew that Eric must have sensed something was up. He didn't know what to do, so he excused himself and went to the bathroom.

As he stared at himself in the mirror, Kenny realized he couldn't keep hiding his feelings. He had to tell Eric the truth, no matter how scared he was. He took a deep breath and walked back out into the living room, where Eric was waiting for him.

"Hey, Kenny," Eric said, giving him a small smile.

Kenny felt his cheeks turning red as he looked at Eric's face. He could see the kindness in his eyes, and he knew he had to take a chance.

"Eric, can I talk to you for a second?" Kenny asked, his voice shaky.

"Sure, dude," Eric replied, looking a bit surprised.

They stepped outside onto Kyle's porch and sat down on the steps. Kenny took a deep breath and looked up at Eric.

"Eric, I know this might sound weird, but... I have a crush on you," Kenny said, his voice barely above a whisper.

Eric looked at him in silence for a few moments, and Kenny felt his heart racing faster and faster. He couldn't tell what Eric was thinking, and he was terrified he had just ruined everything.

But then, Eric spoke.

"Kenny, I had no idea," he said, smiling gently at him. "But... I'm not going to lie. I feel the same way."

Kenny couldn't believe what he was hearing. It felt like a dream come true, and he couldn't help but grin from ear to ear.

"You do?" he repeated, barely believing it was true.

"Yeah, dude. I do," Eric said, putting a hand on Kenny's knee.

They sat there in silence for a moment, just looking into each other's eyes. Kenny felt like the luckiest person in the world.

Suddenly, the door to the porch opened and Kyle stepped out. He looked from Eric to Kenny and back again, his expression unreadable.

"What's going on?" he asked, raising an eyebrow.

Kenny and Eric exchanged a look, and Kenny could feel his heart sinking. He knew Kyle was never going to approve of them being together.

But then, something unexpected happened. Kyle's expression softened, and he let out a sigh.

"You know what? I don't love the idea of you guys together, but... I can't deny that you both seem pretty happy about it," he said with a shrug.

Kenny felt relief flood through him. He couldn't believe that Kyle was actually being supportive.

"Thanks, Kyle," he said, smiling at him. "I really appreciate it."

Kyle nodded, and they all sat there for a moment longer in comfortable silence.

In the end, everything worked out better than Kenny could have ever imagined. Eric and Kenny were together, and Kyle and Stan ended up getting together too. It just goes to show that sometimes, the people you least expect can surprise you.