Eric Cartman One shots

Madman :0

Eric Cartman sat in his room, staring blankly at the wall. He felt empty, like there was nothing inside of him. He had always felt a little different from other people, but lately, it had been getting worse. He didn't know what was wrong with him, but he knew something was. He had been going to therapy for a while now, but it didn't seem to be helping.

As he sat there, he thought back to when it all started. It was when he was a kid, and he had been bullied by a group of kids at school. They had called him names and made fun of him, and he had felt so powerless. But then, he had discovered something that gave him power. He realized that he could make people feel bad too, just by saying mean things to them. And so, he became a bully himself.

But over time, his bullying had become more extreme. He had started doing things like feeding a kid his own parents, and he had even tried to exterminate the Jews. He knew that his behavior was wrong, but he couldn't help it. He felt like he was trapped in his own mind, like he was watching his body do things that he didn't want it to do.

He had always been manipulative, but lately, it had gotten worse too. He had started lying to his friends, and even his own mother. He had convinced himself that he was doing it for their own good, but he knew that wasn't true. He was doing it because he liked the feeling of being in control.

And then there were the times when he felt completely disconnected from reality. He would have these moments where he didn't feel like he was really there, like he was watching himself from a distance. It was like he was in another world, and he could see everything happening around him, but he couldn't feel it.

He knew that something was wrong with him, but he didn't know what it was. He had tried to talk to his therapist about it, but he didn't know how to put it into words. He felt like he was losing his mind.

But then, one day, he stumbled upon an article online about a disorder called Distorted Personality Disorder. As he read through the symptoms, he felt like he was reading about himself. He knew that this was what he had been feeling all along.

He started doing research on the disorder, and he found out that it was a rare condition that was often misdiagnosed. He knew that he needed to talk to his therapist about it, so he made an appointment.

When he sat down with his therapist, he told her everything. He told her about the bullying, the lying, the manipulation, and the disconnect from reality. And then he told her about Distorted Personality Disorder.

At first, his therapist was skeptical. She had never heard of the disorder before, and she didn't want to jump to any conclusions. But Eric was persistent, and he showed her all of the research that he had done.

Finally, his therapist agreed to have him tested for the disorder. And when the results came back, it was confirmed. Eric Cartman had Distorted Personality Disorder.

It was a relief for Eric to finally have a name for what he was feeling. But it was also terrifying. He knew that he would have to work hard to manage his symptoms, and that it would be a lifelong struggle.

But he was determined to get better. He started going to therapy more frequently, and he worked hard to develop coping mechanisms for his symptoms. He also started taking medication, which helped to stabilize his moods.

But the road to recovery was not an easy one. There were times when Eric would slip back into old habits, like lying or manipulating those around him. He would feel guilty and ashamed afterwards, but he didn't know how to stop himself.

It was during one of these moments that he realized that he needed to make amends for his past behavior. He started reaching out to those he had hurt in the past, like his former friend Kyle, and tried to make things right.

It wasn't easy, and there were times when he was met with anger and resentment. But he persisted, and eventually, he was able to repair some of the damage that he had caused.

As time went on, Eric started to feel like he was finally in control of his life. He still had moments where he felt disconnected from reality, or when he would struggle with his impulses. But he had a support system in place, and he knew how to manage his symptoms.

And then, one day, he received a letter in the mail. It was from a group of researchers who had been studying Distorted Personality Disorder, and they wanted to interview him about his experiences.

At first, Eric was hesitant. He didn't like the idea of being studied like some sort of lab rat. But then he realized that this could be an opportunity to help others who were struggling with the same disorder.

So he agreed to the interview, and he shared his story with the researchers. They were amazed by his resilience and determination, and they told him that he had given them valuable insights into the disorder.

It was a turning point for Eric. He realized that even though he had struggled with Distorted Personality Disorder, he could use his experiences to help others who were going through the same thing.

And so, he started speaking out about his disorder, sharing his story with others who were struggling. He even started a support group for people with Distorted Personality Disorder, where they could come together and share their experiences.

It wasn't an easy journey, but Eric Cartman had found a way to turn his struggles into something positive. And in doing so, he had become a beacon of hope for others who were struggling with the same disorder.
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Bad ending

Eric Cartman tried his best to manage his symptoms of Distorted Personality Disorder, but despite his efforts, he never fully healed. He continued to struggle with his impulses, lying, and manipulation.

As time went on, his behavior became more and more extreme. He started to isolate himself from his friends and family, and he would lash out at anyone who tried to get close to him.

His therapist tried to help him, but nothing seemed to work. She suggested that he try a new medication, but it only made things worse. Eric's moods became even more unstable, and he would have violent outbursts for no reason.

Eventually, his behavior became so erratic that he was forced to drop out of school. He spent most of his time alone in his room, obsessing over violent video games and conspiracy theories.

His mother tried to get him help, but he refused to go back to therapy. He was convinced that there was nothing wrong with him, and that the rest of the world was just too stupid to see the truth.

As the years went by, Eric's behavior became more and more dangerous. He started to stockpile weapons and explosives, and he would talk about how he was going to take revenge on all of the people who had wronged him.

One day, Eric snapped. He went on a violent rampage, attacking anyone who crossed his path. He was eventually caught by the police, and he was sentenced to life in prison.

As he sat alone in his cell, Eric realized that he had been consumed by his disorder. He had spent his entire life trying to control it, but in the end, it had controlled him.

He had lost everything that had ever mattered to him, and he was left with nothing but his own thoughts and regrets. He wished that he had listened to his therapist, that he had gotten help when he had the chance. But now, it was too late.

Eric Cartman died alone in his prison cell, a victim of his own distorted personality disorder