𝑭𝒓𝒐𝒛𝒆𝒏 𝒊𝒏 𝒀𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝑮𝒂𝒛𝒆 ~ 𝙏𝙤𝙩𝙖𝙡 𝘿𝙧𝙖𝙢𝙖 𝙍𝙚𝙗𝙤𝙤𝙩 2023

ℕ𝕖𝕨 𝕋𝕖𝕒𝕞𝕤, ℕ𝕖𝕨 𝕊𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕞𝕤

𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠. . .

ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇ!

        "It's been 15 years since our show first aired! And we're back where it all began. This abandoned summer camp in Muskoka, Canada! Back to the rundown cabins, hungry bears, hungrier bugs, the stinky outhouse where contestants confess their secrets, and of course, Chef's disgusting food! Today, 18 new contestants arrive and battle to be the last one standing and win one million dollars!" Chris McLean emerged from the pile of cash wads he was buried under and glared over to the interns. "Someone's gonna pick this up, right?" He pocketed one of the stacks and looked back at the camera.

        "But winning won't be easy! This isn't just a reboot, it's a reboot to the face! Crazier challenges, deadlier dares, and a writing team made up of angry monkeys who want nothing more than to see humanity fall! As always, I'm your host, Chris McLean, and this is...

Total!

Drama!

Island!"

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        "Welcome back!" Chris greeted the camera as he stood on the dock. "Let's meet the victims." He laughed. "I mean, campers! First up, Millie!" Millie had dark tan skin and long, very thick curly dark hair.

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        "In my parents' generation, to achieve fame, you had to write a novel, win a Gemmy, or cure polio. But, my generation can get famous livestreaming themselves eating hot peppers and vomiting while they cry. All you need is a ring light and a wifi connection. So, I thought, what better place than Total Drama Island to research the epic fail that is my own generation."

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        The boat pulled up to the dock and Millie picked up her suitcase, ready to get off. 

       "Welcome, Millie. Just over here is fine. Next up, Axel!" A latina girl knelt on the front of the boat holding binoculars up to her eyes. She had brown hair in a ponytail, piercings, and dark green camo pants.

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        "I'm a survivalist with a primitive survival rating of 9.7! So, when the zombie apocalypse comes, I won't be scared! But the zombies should be."

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        Axel tossed her duffel bag on to the docks. Instead of it being full of clothes and hygiene products, though, it was filled to the top with all sorts of weapons like a crossbow and multiple arrows, a shovel, a hacksaw, a crowbar, and a baseball bat. Axel jumped off the boat and did a military roll, swinging around nunchucks. 

        "Wow," Chris said. "You came prepared for...everything? Over there please! Next up, Priya!" A shorter girl with long brown hair and soft brown eyes wearing a blue shirt and jeans waved excitedly towards the host.

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        "My parents are huge Total Drama fans and have been training me my entire life just in case there was a reboot! My very first bungee jump was with my own umbilical cord. There's nothing I'm not ready for! Scary challenges? I've done 'em all. Other players? They'll all be toast."