One Night Stand

May be the title name, but ain't the end of the story. 

"Misty, what are you doing in my bed!?" 

"How am I supposed to know?!" 

"I don't know!" 

"Listen, maybe nothing happened." 

"Yeah." 

"I mean you're probably in your undies or shorts...right?" 

"Well-" 

"Oh no." 

"I'll double check." 

"Wait Ash n-" 

It was too late. Ash had already lifted up the comforter. Let's just say he saw a little more than needed. 

"Why did people stop drinking bleach?" 

"Am I that bad to look at?" Said a Misty with a slowly approaching blow up. 

"No! It's just we've been friends for so long it's weird! It was nice to look at!" 

"What did you say!?" 

"I mean...I plead the 5th!" 

... 

Everyone was downstairs. Delia had made breakfast for everyone, since everyone was too drunk to leave. In a couple of minutes into eating, Ash and Misty came down. They were greeted by Pikachu holding a shoe. The two walked into the kitchen quick and quiet. 

"So, we gonna talk about what happened to you two last night." 

"Nope." They said simultaneously. 

"Alright." Everything was quiet, but as they started to eat... 

"Oh Ash I didn't think it was gonna be that small." 

"I'm eating in my room!" 

"I'm eating in the guest room!" 

"Really Gary." Said pretty much everyone else. 

"What? I drank the remainder of the everclear this morning, blame the alcohol!" 

Instead Leaf just slapped his head.