One Night Stand

Surprise

"Is everyone in?" Misty said. 

"I'm down." May replied. 

"Me too." Dawn added. 

"We're all in." Finished Iris. 

"Good, n-" 

"Hey Misty." 

"Yeah Serena." 

"Why aren't we telling the boys about the surprise party?" 

"Well Gary will try everything to get back at Ash, and the others will pull something too." 

"True, but we have to tell them eventually." 

"We will...about a day before the party." 

-a day before the party- 

"You want the rest of us to distract Ash, Red, and Brock for a surprise party you girls planned?" 

"Yes." 

"And why do you tell us last minute?" 

"So certain people don't prank Ash and the others." Misty looked right at Gary. 

"I will get Ashy-boy back." 

"Sure, now will you guys do it?" 

"Sure, as long as I get paid, we're good." 

"Really Drew." 

"No, but if I was serious, would you pay me?" 

"Yes, me and the girls would kick your ass as payment." 

"Glad I wasn't serious." 

... 

The boys went to the arcade for the entire day. It was about 8:30, when they arrived at Ash's place. Ash opened up the front door. 

"SURPRISE!" Everyone shouted. 

"Holy crap, this is-" 

"BOO, B!TCH!" Yelled Gary from the side. 

"Dammit! You scared the hell out of me." 

"Next time don't mess with the mighty Gary. Now let's party!"

... 

After Misty his Gary over the head, the party began. Red went straight back to his old self. Him and Yellow started to chat for a while. Brock and Tracey messed around, since they were the oldest. Drew, May, Dawn, and Paul all hung out. Serena kept teasing Bonnie about hanging out with Max a lot lately. Clemont and Cilan hung around. Iris messed around, mainly drinking the entire time. Leaf hung out with Gary. Misty and Ash started to catch up. Everything was going fine, until... 

"Who wants to try the Everclear duos challenge?"  

Let's just say it wasn't the prettiest thing to see. Max and Bonnie sat out, since they were teenagers. The rest were fair game. Cilan and Iris were out first. Iris was already drunk, and couldn't last much longer. Cilan just wasn't a fan of alcohol. They got to 5 drinks. 

Next were Red and Yellow. They clocked out at 8 drinks. 

They were followed by Serena and Clemont. It was shocking how Clemont made it to 12 drinks. Not so much Serena. 

Gary and Leaf managed to get to 15 drinks. 

Brock and Tracey got to 17 drinks. 

Paul, Dawn, Drew, and May were going head to head the entire time. They ended up tieing at 20 drinks.  

Ash and Misty were the last team standing, drinking an unprecedented 27 everclear glasses. It's shocking their liver didn't fail right then and there. 

Everyone was either knocked out or doing something stupid. The good thing was no one decided to drive home...well one person did, but everyone walked there so yeah. 

"ArE yOu DrUnK tOo?" Ash asked Misty. 

"No-'burp'-pe." 

"WhY yOu Be LyInG?" 

"I-'burp'-ain't." 

"Prooooooove it." 

"Ok." 

What happened next really only proved that they were wasted. 

... 

Ash woke up at around 1 o'clock. He was lying in his bed. 

"What hap-" While Ash was talking, he started moving his arms outward. That's when he felt someone lying next to him. He looked next to him, and she turned to look right at him. 

"Ash!?" 

"Misty!?" 

Everclear is a brand of grain alcohol produced by Luxco that is 190 proof, or 95% alcohol by volume, making it the strongest alcohol available without a permit. Now imagine how wasted Ash and Misty are after drinking 27 of these. In real life, they probably would have died, but this is my fanfiction where I rule so they live.  This is also the 2nd book that involves doing it drunk...I hope this doesn't become a habit.