Random person: Hey wanna hang out?
Lynn: Do I know you?
Random person: Yeah we met through a group chat my name is Dave
Lynn: Hmmm seems sketchy nahhh Imma pass
RPDave?: You're calling me sketchy, but we have mutuals
Lynn: AND?? I have mutuals with loads of mfs don't mean I know them tf
RPDave?: Wow so you're saying you don't me?
Lynn: Dude I have ADHD meaning it goes red light, green light, 1,2,8, 10 HEY LOOK A SQUIRREL purple red how many people do we know? OOOO SHINY WE MUST HAVE
RPDave?: So that's a no on hanging out?
Lynn: Precisely David
RPDave?: So you do know me?
Lynn: Yes and no byeeeeeee
RPDave?: WAITTT!!!!!
Lynn: No Strangah Dangah!! AHHHHHHH
