10k SPECIAL!!

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DUDES-
THATS SO MANY OF YOU??
IM SORRY BUT TEN THOUSAND??
HUUUH

(11 THOUSAND NOW WHAG THE??)

WAIT A SECOND I HAVE TO MAKE A CUTE CHAPTER FOR THIS MONUMENTAL OCCASION

*Cough cough*

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Prompt - A chatfic replicating how me and my new partner got together. (I thought it was funny and pretty cute lmao)

(I also put this chapter off for so long that we exes now ☠️)
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Au- I'll figure it out

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Rating -

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CHATFIC!!

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Grain

Hey, who is thid?

This*

Well that really depends on
who you think I am.                

Okay Scar.

Dammit.
Wait how'd you know?
I wasn't THAT obvious, right??

Don't sugarcoat it.

You're a mean man

But I'm rifht.
Right*
Anyway, I wanted to ask you something.

Oh, go ahead.

You free in two weeks?
I have uh- stuff.. planned?

That doesn't sound suspicious at all!
Yes, I'm free.

Neat neat.
Completely unrelated but
On a scale from one to ten how much do you like getting stung by bees?

What are you planning?

Nothinggg
Me? Planning something?
That's craaazzzyyy
I would nevvverrr

If 1 was 'I'd rather die' and 10 was 'my favourite hobby!!' it'd be a solid 2.

Not as bad as I thought.
Alright thanks!

Oh dear god.

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Not grian (mumbo)

Hey

Hello

Do you know what grian will be up to in two weeks from now?

Uhh, probably building?
What do builders do in their free time?
Whatever that is.

Aren't you a builder too?

Omg
I'm flattered
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.

So you don't know?

Haven't a clue.
Good luck
You'll need it.

HUH??
WDYM
DONT SAY THAT

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Jesus, unfinished, sorry man 10k special is really something that's sad to leave unfinished.

I appreciate the support, feel free to leave any plots in the comments or just write a whole ass book elsewhere. Credit isn't needed but feel free to tag me.

-bug

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