(*when I put the song I put the real artist in parentheses, so I wouldn't be breaking copyright laws*)
I was getting ready for the "concert", when I met my cousin's "boyfriend", Major Frank Burns. Like seriously, she is dancing around with a married man! When is she going to realize! I wanna know who this "Radar O'Reilly" person is too. I have no time to talk-! I have to get going!!!
Sings Wild Frontier (Gary Moore).....
I was looking at the audience
"Those are the days I will remember...."
Music plays......
I look at one person.
The rest of the people are a blur as I focus on this one fine man....
He wears a hat, he's short, he has a bump on his forehead, he wears cute glasses......
Gosh darn it I think I'm in love....
*sings the rest of the song like nothing happened*
I became acquainted with this very peculiar but charming man, who apparently goes by the name of "Hawkeye." His friend's name was Trapper.
My best friend had came along with me, and I think she fell in love with Trapper....
All three of us were drinking and having a good time when I heard a knock at the door. My natural reaction is to look and see who it is. The window above the green, fabric door was really dirty, so I couldn't figure out who it was at a glance.
"COME IN!" Hawkeye yelled.
Now that I could see who it was, I looked. My jaw dropped, and I was shocked to see who it was. It was the man I fell in love with at the concert. His voice was even cuter than anything beyond my wildest dreams.
"NOW LOOK RADAR, I AM BUSY I'LL SIGN LATERRRR!!!" Hawkeye roared.
The gorgeous guy left looking like he was about to cry. I felt so bad for him.
In my head I thought, "Yeesh! It looks like he got his panties in a bunch today!"
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FanfictionThere was a singer. She was Major Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan's cousin. She came to sing. She fell in love with one of the men there- a young naive corporal who still has a lot to learn about life. ♧•He is a very lucky man.•♧ Read the story to fin...
