"USSR x reader fem"

"pranks "

( guys i sometimes forget to update forgive this author ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ )

There was a knock on the door

"Come in "

"Y/n did Soviet did anything with you while he was drunk "

"No america "

" Does he know it i mean did he remember anything from that time "

"I guess no cause he was asking me about it when he woke up "

" What did you respond "

" I said nothing happened between us "

" Come on y/n you left such a great chance to prank him "

" What do you mean "

"* Let me tell you the plan....*"

"Are you sure it will work?"

" I am Darn sure !"

"Ok then let's start the mission"

......................................................

Let's start ... You said to yourself while taking a deep breath

You got on to the washroom acting like you were vomiting ( thanks to your milk intolerance that helped you in vomiting )

This woke Soviet and he came into the washroom seeing you vomiting

"Uh y/n do you need something"

"No...just i have been feeling sick and vomiting"

"Can I help you with anything".

" No just leave"

"Oh ok "

Now the second phrase of plan starts

You got up from that washroom and got to the kitchen where you could see un cooking breakfast and in the dining table other countryhumans...

You got yourself a glass of water and proposaly dropped it gathering attention and then acting like you fainted.... Soviet ran and catched you taking you to your room...(like k-dramas ik )

"Y/n i am not leaving you like this"

"But ..."

"I am not until you tell me what happened"

" Come near "

You placed his hands on your stomach and nodded

His eyes widened

"Y/n are you.. am i ..we are going to have a baby ..but you said nothing happened"

" I lied "

He gave you a bone crushing hug

" You know you shouldn't apply this much force "

"Oh sorry i am just happy "

"So uhm can you just remove your head from my stomach "

" Y/n can we make more " he said lustfully

"What !?"

Now the third phrase of the plan start ...

You and America was fake yelling about you stealing his cool glasses ....

Soviet ofcourse came hear you yelling

America acted fake angry and punches your Belly and you falled on the ground acting like fainted..

" Stop acting y/n i know you are okay"

No response

" Y/n wake up Soviet cried "

"Wtf dude she is pregnent why the hell did you punched her Soviet yelled"

" I didn't know plus it's your baby you should think why should I "

You thought to yourself "shit america wrong move "

"Soviet clenched his teeth and broked one of America's arm by soldier move "

You ran to him and said " it was freaking prank "

"He pushed you on the floor and left for outside "

(You casually started ww3 early )

Next part will be lemon

470 words
15/05/2023

I know this part is fucking boring but future parts depends on it and i was also tired so yeah suffer (evil laughs )ಠ⁠◡⁠ಠ