2ɴᴅ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴ ᴘᴏᴠ:
It was a summer night, it looked light it might rain later but, you didn't pay that much mind to it... some girl you met on Minecraft named 'Mintystep' weirdly enough begged you to go out on a date with her so, you decided to say yes after she spammed your dms on Discord and cutely leaked your IP.
At 7:45, you received a notification that somebody messaged you, you decide to open it.
[.𝙈𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙮𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙥!.] || ꜱᴛᴀᴛᴜꜱ: ᴏɴʟɪɴᴇ 🟢
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🟢 [.𝙈𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙮𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙥!.]: Heyo (Y/N)! I'll pick you up in a couple of minutes, 'kay?
🟡 𝙔/𝙉: Alright, you have the address, right?
🟢 [.𝙈𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙮𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙥!.]: Yup.
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You turned off your phone, and waited near the door so that when Mintystep arrived, you could go out in time without having to make her wait.
3ʀᴅ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴ ᴘᴏᴠ || ᴍɪɴᴛʏꜱᴛᴇᴘ:
"Okay... okay... you'll be fine just- don't mention that you have over 99+ kidneys in your basement that Gabi gave you and you'll be fine!" She said as she nervously went downstairs to the bathroom right next to the door.
Mintystep looked herself in the mirror and proceeded to try and freshen herself up a bit more... she didn't want to really admit that this was her first date.
"Should I take mints..?- well, yeah i'll take em, you never know." She nervously chuckled as she walked out the door with the car keys in hand.
As she drove her way to your house, she decided to start rehearsing her 'grand entrance'... a.k.a, just making a fool out of herself. (I already am writing this hellhole.)
"What should I do..? How do I like- Introduce myself to them for the first time?!..." Sighed Mintystep.
"Oh! Uh, maybe I could try flirty pickup lines? I mean, I think they're kinda funny? Right?..."
[Mintystep cleared her throat.]
"Heyyyy... babygirl..? Uh... I'm about to start a mass shooting, cuz you're my shooting star.. yeahhhh... or actually, maybe not that one? They might see it as 'too violent', okay, so what else?!"
Without realizing it, she had already run over 3 pedestrians.
After about 15 minutes, she finally made it to Y/N's house.
YOU ARE READING
Odd Lovers || Mintystep x Reader (f/m)
FanfictionUhhhh... I wanted to make a dumb story so... made this? (THIS IS A SATIRE STORY!)
