3ʀᴅ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴ ᴘᴏᴠ:
The two made their way to the restaurant in Mintystep's car, on their way, Mintystep tried starting up some small talk to put an end to the awkward silence.
"S...So... uh, would you like some music Y/N?" Asked Mintystep.
"Sure I guess." Replied Y/N.
'why the fuck is she stuttering? is she good or what the hell?!' Y/N thought to themself.
Mintystep put on some music, she decided to put on 'No Se Va' and started singing in Spanish aggressively... anyways, Y/N noticed that they seemed to be hitting a lot of bumps on the way to the restaurant.
"Uhm... Minty?" Y/N said hesitantly.
"Yes Y/N?" Chirps Mintystep.
"Why is the road so bumpy...?" Y/N asks.
Mintystep turns to look behind her, only to see a row of about 8+ dead bodies behind her car.
"Aha... no reason Y/N! Say, how about I call you a pet name instead?!" Suggests Mintystep.
"Yeah... no, that's honestly a bit uncom-" Y/N was cut off by Mintystep.
"ALRIGHT THEN DARLING! AHA-" Mintystep nervously yelled out.
ʏ/ɴ'ꜱ ᴘᴏᴠ:
She's being a bit weird... I really don't know what to do, and now all of a sudden, she's calling me 'darling'?! This is by far the weirdest date I've ever been on... maybe I should just leave? No- I can't right now... we're on the road.
And... what the fuck is this song she's playing?! 'Grupo Frontera'?! Who the fuck?!-
3ʀᴅ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴ ᴘᴏᴠ:
"So darling, are you enjoying the ride?" Mintystep asked.
"Uhm, I guess?" Y/N replied quietly.
"I hope you enjoy the restaurant when we get there, it's super classy." Mintystep adds.
"Oh, isn't that expensive though?!" Y/N Asks.
"It is, but you can never put a price on my darling~." Mintystep chirped, (very cringey, I know).
"Aha... okay..." Y/N Replied awkwardly.
'cringe ass mother fucker.' Y/N thought to themself.
"We've arrived, darling." Said Mintystep.
YOU ARE READING
Odd Lovers || Mintystep x Reader (f/m)
FanfictionUhhhh... I wanted to make a dumb story so... made this? (THIS IS A SATIRE STORY!)
