"Okay, breathe... just, breathe." I sighed nervously.
I pulled up to Y/N's house very casually.
......
[Mintystep turns up the radio to full volume.] 'I PUT THE NEW FORGIS ON THE JEEP, I TRAP UNTIL THE BLOODY BOTTOMS IS UNDERNEATH, CAUSE ALL MY-'
"What the fuck?" Y/N most likely thought to themself.
I got out of the car and began to eat a mint I had in my bag, and began approaching Y/N JJBA style.
ʏ/ɴ'ꜱ ᴘᴏᴠ:
Mintystep began approaching me, I were shocked at how weirdly Minty was walking, but I didn't say anything.
"Hey babyg- ACK-"
Just as Mintystep was about to begin her introduction, she began choking on the mint.
"ACK-- GAH- AAAAA-" Mintystep began trying to gasp for air, as I looked at her confused.
"Uhm, are you okay or..?" I asked nervously.
Eventually, Mintystep swallowed the mint and stopped choking on it.
"Aha, sorry about that Y/N." Mintystep nervously chuckled as she gave up trying to even go for her pickup line.
"It's fine." I said as I was partially frightened.
"Anygays, I mean anyways-" Mintystep was cut off by her ringtone.
'FOUR BIG GUYS, AND THEY NUT ON MY EYES, THEY EAT UP MY ASS JUST LIKE APPLE PIE-'
"FUCK, FUCKING DAMMIT JOJO DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO CALL ME AT THE WRONG TIMING?!" Yelled Mintystep.
I slowly backed away near my door, just in case.
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"Sorry, ignore my ringtone, I lost a bet... anyways, are you ready to head to the restaurant?!" She asks me as she perks up.
I decide to calm myself down a bit, and say yes.
"Alright then!- Uhm, I'm a bit hesitant to hold your hand cuz like... this is just the first date y'know so, um... should I just like, kiss your cheek?" Asks Mintystep.
"That's way too far, don't ya think?" I said nervously.
"Meh, where I come from it's normal." Minty added.
"Where you from?" I asked.
"Hell, anyways-"
Mintystep leans in for a kiss on your cheek... but ends up missing completely and hitting the concrete- MID!- I got her an ice pack and after feeling better, we two decide to finally drive to the restaurant. (I wanna kms aha-)
