Y-you really want me?! (Konosuba Yunyun x Male Reader)

Appearance On This Wonderful World

Y/N P.O.V

Everything starts off black. You don't know where you are and how you got there. A bright light starts appearing in the distance, getting closer until you're absorbed by it. You hear something but you can't identify what it is. It's... Mumbling? The mumbling starts to get clearer and clearer.

???: "..k. ...p, .ak. up"

The light disappears and you gain consciousness. You open your eyes and see blurry people standing around you, looking down and poking you with a wooden stick.

???: ".u..re .w..e ..w?"

You see a person talking to you, the sun is shining into your eyes so it's hard to see who it was. You blink a few times, your hearing gets clearer.

???: "Yo. .el. do.n o.t of now.er., a.e you alri.ht?"

Another villager seems to complain about the other villager as they seem to understand that you don't get anything what's going on. Your Hearing and Vision fully recovered.

???2: "Stop pocking him! You're doing more damage than actual help!"

???: "Do you want me to touch it with my hand? I don't know where that has been before!"

You sat up, your head feeling it's pain fading away. You look at them. It seems they are 3 different kind of villagers.

Y/N: "Oww, my head. What happened?"

You looked around yourself and notice you're lying on grass, probably the Garden of those villagers. It doesn't look familiar at all.

Y/N: "No, actually, where am I?"

The three looked down to you. It was a Woman, a Man and a young Girl.

Girl: "Well you're in Axel of course! One of the most peaceful, albeit strange, locations in all of the whole Kingdom! You, Sir, fell down out of the sky, unconscious. Do you remember anything?"

The Lady quickly grabbed the Girl's arm and pulled her back.

Lady: "Don't go too close! If he's like that crazy fanatic priest from Arcanletia, we should just finish him off as long as we're safe!"

The woman seems to have a brick in her hand, standing up would be a risky move. You decided not to make any sudden moves.

Y/N: "Axel? Ara... Carac... The other thing, what? What are you saying?"

The man takes the brick out of the lady's hand and throws it in a lake.

Lady: "Hey!"

Man: "I really think this guy is safe. He doesn't seem like he actually knows where he is."

The Man approached you and offered you his hand. You grab it and he helps you stand up.

Man: "Sorry about my wife, she's been really paranoid since that priest Cecily wouldn't stop harassing us to sign her contract."

Y/N: "I don't know who that is but thanks for the warning. Where do I go back into H/T?"

The woman and the Man looked at each other confused.

Man: "What a weird name for a town. Where is it? I have never heared from it."

Lady: "I traveled the entire World and I can assure you, there's no such place. He must really hit his head very hard."

You were confused. You suddenly realized there's a letter in your right pocket together with a bag with gold coins. You read the letter.

"This should be enough Eris to pay for the adventurer Fee. Go to the Guild in the center of the town and don't forget your Weapon! - Eris"