"Xornoth-senpai... there's something I want- no, need to tell you." A gentle wind blew around them, the sakura trees in full bloom. The pink petals surrounded them, floating away in the breeze.
"What is it, Joey-kun?"
"Xornoth-senpai... I..." '
"Fwhip, Sausage, what the... heck are you two doing?!"
"NOTHING!!"
"LOOK AWAY, GEM!!! NOTHING TO SEE HERE!!!"
"It sure doesn't sound like nothing. Lemme see!"
The sounds of a brief scuffle and the rustle of paper.
"... are you two writing fanfiction of Joey and Xornoth in a Japanese high school!? Why do you have notes on Xornoth being the 'chuunibyou senpai' and Joey as the 'flirty kouhai'????"
"There's also a subplot where Xornoth's tsundere younger brother gets with the class clown-"
"Sausage! She doesn't need to know about the "sexy fish" subplot!"
"Well what about the gardening club "blooming romance" subplot with Katherine and the Wolf Spirit?"
"Oh, that's a good one. Katherine the magical catgirl doesn't know that her childhood best friend Shrub is the vigilante Wolf Spirit!"
"..."
"Gem, please don't be mad... "
"Yeah, we'll stop..."
"... I was just gonna say that you made a typo here. You two better finish it, I want to know if Joey can confess to Xornoth!"
