Sauage: Why does Joey always do the laundry so loudly?
Xornoth: So everyone knows that no one helps them out in the house.
Joey, in the distance: * slams the washing machine shut*
Sausage: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Xornoth: You're a hazard to society
Joey: And a coward. DO TWENTY.
Sausage: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Joey: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Xornoth: In that case, we're definitely lost.
*The group is getting into the car*
Joey: I'm driving.
Xornoth, out of view: Shotgun!
Sausage, turning to face Xornoth: Aww! But you had it on the way here-
Everyone except Xornoth: WOAH-
Xornoth, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! * Pumps gun *
Joey: I really like this whole 'good guy, bad guy' thing you guys have going on.
Xornoth: It's not an act, it's just that I'm mean and Sausage isn't
Xornoth: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-
Joey: Awwww, you're so adorable! Give me a hug~
Xornoth: Wh- What? NO, YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-
Sausage, recording: This is so cute.
Joey: I really like Eminem.
Xornoth: I prefer skittles.
Sausage: They are talking about the rapper.
Xornoth: Why would they eat the wrapper?
Joey: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there's nothing there?
Sausage: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before.
Joey:
Joey: *sobs*
Xornoth: You fucking scared them, you idiot.
Joey: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Xornoth: * turning to Sausage* How tall are you?
Xornoth: Yo dumbass, get over here.
Sausage: Okay
Joey: * gleefully runs past* I'm coming!
Sausage, sadly: I thought...I was dumbass...
Joey: You bought a taco?
Xornoth: Yes.
Joey: From the same truck that hit Sausage?!
Xornoth, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain't gonna help them.
