Jimmy: How's the sexiest person here~?
Scott: I don't know, how are they~?
Jimmy, flustered: I-
Joey, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
Joey: I told Xornoth their ears flush when they lie.
Sausage: Why?
Joey: Look.
Joey: Hey Xornoth! Do you love us?
Xornoth, covering their ears: No.
Sausage:
Child Xornoth, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Child Scott, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you're staying home and having my kids
Their mother: what the fuck are you guys doing?
Child Xornoth: playing systemic oppression
Joel: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Scott: Nope, absolutely not.
Fwhip: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Joey: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Sausage: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Xornoth: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.
Joey: Tell Sun (Their future daughter, don't ask) about the birds and the bees.
Xornoth: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.
Jimmy: Lizzie, I'm sad.
Lizzie: *Holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay.
Scott: Xornoth, I'm sad.
Xornoth, nodding: mood.
Gem: Is having a penis fun?
Scott: It has its ups and downs.
Sausage: Sometimes it's a little hard.
Joey: It's a pain in the ass.
Gem: Oh, Jesus, fuck, guys, come on.
