Sausage: Why doesn't Fwhip find me sexy when I bite my lip?
Joey: What do you look like when you bite your lip?
Sausage: *bites lip*
Joey: ...Have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?
Joey: I'm gonna eat the cake!
Sausage, snickering: Yeah, eat what you lack.
Xornoth, deadpanning at Sausage: Then maybe I should order brains on delivery for you.
Sausage, bursting into the room: You two are having sex!
Xornoth, not looking up from their book: Really? Joey, why didn't you tell me? I would have put my book down.
Fwhip: We need a diversion. I say Joey gets naked.
Xornoth: No.
Fwhip: I could get naked.
The wither rose alliance: NO!!!
Gem, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?
Scott: Yeah, sure.
*A few minutes later*
Scott: Here you go.
Gem:
Scott:
Joey: Why am I here?
Joey: Never gonna make you cry!
Sausage: Never gonna say goodbye!
Fwhip: Never gonna tell a lie—
Xornoth: I will hurt you.
Sausage: So... I've seen you've been spending a lot of time with Xornoth recently.
Joey: No, Sausage, it's not what it looks like, I swear.
Sausage: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?
Joey: No! You're the only one for me.
Sausage: Is that so?
Joey: I promise! Xornoth and I are just dating, okay? They're my partner.
Sausage: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?
Joey: You are still my one and only best friend! They're just the love of my life, nothing more!
Sausage: But I'm still the platonic love of your life, right?
Joey: Of course bro!
Sausage: Bro...
Xornoth: What the-
