Sausage: Well, remember when Fwhip made a romantic dinner for me?
Gem: Sausage, they microwaved you a pizza.
Scott: You know, when I first met you I thought you were a real bitch.
Joey: What changed your mind?
Scott: Oh, I still think you're a bitch. I've just grown to like that about you.
Joey: That was so hot, Xorny.
Xornoth: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.
Joey: I'm so in love with you.
Sausage: I'm in love with you.
Fwhip: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
Sausage: I know.
Fwhip: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-
Joey: *Holds a sign that says "Prom?" outside Scott's window*
Scott: OH my God, Yes!
Joey: *Yelling up* No, tell Xornoth!
Scott: Xornoth! I'm going to prom with your boyfriend!
Gem: Hey, what have you two been doing?
Scott: we were helping Xornoth with their wedding vows and we were kicked out of their house for making it inappropriate.
Fwhip: How is "Nice ass, Joey" inappropriate?
Xornoth: Okay, I'm going to get the wedding cake.
Sausage: Perfect, while you do that I'll check on the ring bear.
Xornoth: ...
Xornoth: You mean ring bearER, right?
Sausage: ...
Xornoth: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to me and Joey's wedding.
Scott: Hey, Xornoth? Can I get some dating advice?
Xornoth: Just because I'm with Joey doesn't mean I know how I did it.
Joey: The stars are so beautiful...
Xornoth: They're just giant balls of gas.
Joey: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-
Xornoth: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.
Joey: Oh...
Xornoth: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Gem: >:O language
Sausage: Yeah watch your fucking language
Joey: Okay, who taught Sausage the fuck word?!
Scott: 'The fuck word'.
Pearl: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Xornoth: Oh my god they censored it
Joey: Say fuck, Pearl.
Fwhip: Do it, Pearl. Say fuck.
Scott: Stressed.
Joey: Depressed.
Xornoth: Possessed.
Sausage: Obsessed.
Fwhip: Impressed.
Pearl: Chicken breast.
Everyone: ...What?
Pearl: I just wanted to join in.
Gem: Joey is so...
Scott: Annoying?
Xornoth: Cute?
Sausage: Funny?
Pearl: Weird?
Gem: I don't know, maybe if y'all let me FINISH for ONCE IN MY LIFE, I'd tell you!
Sausage, to the Squad: I'd die for you.
Joey: Then perish.
Xornoth: You will.
Gem: Please don't.
Scott: Cool.
Fwhip: I'd die for you first.
Fwhip, at Sausage: You're my significant other.
Sausage: Yeah I am!
Fwhip, at Gem: You're my sister.
Gem: Yes bro.
Fwhip, at Scott: You're my bitch.
Scott: Yeah I am- wait, what?
Fwhip, at Joey: My bestie.
Joey: Naturally.
Fwhip, at Xornoth: HA, GAY!
Xornoth: Fuck you.
