Felix: I just don't think it's that serious? It's great here. We constantly get fed dragon dick. It's perfect.
Tyler: My butt hurts though. *laying in his lap sulking* How come your butt doesn't hurt?
Felix: Because I'm not a little bitch that bends over all the time?
Tyler: *pouts* I don't bend over all the time! *snuggles his head into his neck* Sometimes i get held.
Felix: *strokes his hair* Aw well isn't that nice?
Tyler: It is. *smiles softly*
Felix: That still makes you a little bitch who bends over dumbass.
Tyler: Ugh. *shoves his face away* You're a dick. Where's Johnny? Johnny!
Felix: Ah there's that bratty spoilt prince I once knew.
