Faz: Please? *hugs Jamey's leg pouting* Please Cupcake? I'll be so good! I promise!
Jamey: *pats his head fondly* I know you'll be good baby, I just don't want to go.
Faz: *pouts and leans against his leg sulking* You're mean.
Jamey: So mean. *tugs his ear and plays with it* Want some candy?
Faz: *rumbles happily and nods his head purring* Mmhmm~
Jamey: Thought so. *pulls him into his lap*
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Max: You want it? *holds up a bag of candy*
Faz: *stares at it hungry* I want it!
Max: Put on that weird thong and bra thing and I'll give it to you.
Faz: No! Jamey said not to listen to you when he's not here.
Max: Jamey's a loser who's not fun!
Faz: No he's not! *punches him in the stomach and grabs the candy bag running away*
Max: *groans in pain and holds his belly* Fuck.
