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Fluff / comedy (please laugh I think I'm funny-) F!reader
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You always thought the cold wasn't too bad, that was until you found yourself lying wounded in the snow plains.
Blood dripped down your abdomen and stained the white snow as you laid your head against a withered tree, letting out a deep sigh.
March and the others hadn't showed up yet, and you were positive you were gonna die.
You shut your eyes and tried to get as comfortable as possible, if you were gonna die, you wanted a comfortable death. Perhaps March could tell stories about your heroic acts before you died to her future kids.
Groaning, you slapped a hand against your forehead. If the pain from the wound wasn't gonna kill you, the cold definitely was.
Just as you were about to drift off to sleep, you were positive you heard an annoying squeaky voice which definitely belonged to March. She won't even let you die in peace, would she?
"You're hurt!" She exclaimed as you opened your eyes to see March, Dan Heng and Caelus standing before you.
"No March. I normally spurt blood from my ribcage."
Another painful groan escaped your lips as you shut your eyes and tilted your head back.
Dan Heng knelt besides you and placed his hand on your wound, slightly pressing it, which once again cause you to groan.
"How did this happen?" He asked, eyes fixed on your flowing blood.
"That damn Warp Trotter-"
"It was a warp trotter?" March asked, making it very obvious that it looked like she was trying her very best to hold back a laugh.
"A...warp trotter did this?"
It seemed like Caelus was also holding back his laugh.
He smiled, and knelt down besides you, slightly lifting your shirt to expose the bleeding wound.
"You're just as bad as March." Dan Heng sighed as he attempted to compress the wound.
"Hey! Come on now! I never got stabbed by a warp trotter!" March argued back, placing her hands on her hips.
"Am I gonna die Dan Heng?" You questioned, getting a bit emotional out of the blue as you looked towards Caelus. He seemed to be questioning your words and gave you a 'what the hell are you saying' look.
