[DHMIS TEXTING]

10 - David's sick

Duncan: guys I think the yellow one is sick (10:39)

JustRoy: ... (10:40)

JustRoy: Why is my son with you? (10:40)

Duncan: I dunno, lesley just... Wanted us to hang out or something. (10:41)

*MopForLife joined the chat*

MopForLife: oh so that's where the yellow one went. (10:41)

Duncan: yeah... (10:41)

JustRoy: She should have told me that. (10:41)

Duncan: yet she didn't. (10:42)

MopForLife: lol (10:42)

Duncan: I'm not sure what's funny. (10:42)

JustRoy: alright, what's "lol"?(10:42)

MopForLife: nothing, FOCUS ON THE FACT THE YELLOW ONE IS SICK (10:43)

JustRoy: hm... Alright. (10:43)

Duncan: you forgot about your son just like that? (10:43)

JustRoy: you were literally changing the topic. (10:43)

Duncan: no we weren't. (10:44)

MopForLife: I can ASSURE you I just said "lol" and nothing else, I wasn't changing nothing. (10:44)

JustRoy: whatever. (10:44)

JustRoy: tell me, how do you know My son is sick? (10:44)

Duncan: er.... (10:45)

Duncan: he says his stomach hurts. (10:45)

JustRoy: he could be lying. (10:45)

Duncan: he says his head hurts. (10:45)

JustRoy: could be lying. (10:46)

MopForLife: I swear to lesley if you don't stop that I'm going to punch you (10:46)

JustRoy: no. (10:46)

MopForLife: ok. (10:46)

Duncan: ??? (10:46)

Duncan: anyways, he's coughing a lot too. (10:46)

Duncan: what do you think I should do? (10:47)

MopForLife: die (10:47)

Duncan: CAN YOU ALL PLEASE STOP JOKING AROUND (10:47)

MopForLife: ¿Ohw Dias I Saw Gnikoj? (10:47)

MopForLife: I mean it's not really my problem that the yellow one is sick currently. (10:48)

Duncan: oh really? (10:48)

MopForLife: yes. (10:48)

MopForLife: it's yours. (10:48)

Duncan: but (10:48)

Duncan: it really isn't??? (10:49)

Duncan: The yellow one said he's been feeling off from the beginning of the day... (10:50)

Duncan: SHE never said he was feeling off. (10:50)

*ImAGodLoL joined the chat*

ImAGodLoL: I did. (10:50)

Duncan: what...? (10:50)

ImAGodLoL: I did tell you. (10:50)

Duncan: no you didn't! (10:50)

MopForLife: yeah she did. (10:51)

ImAGodLoL: see? Even the red one says it's true. (10:51)

Duncan: but (10:51)

Duncan: but HE WASN'T EVEN THERE (10:52)

MopForLife: wdym? I was there (10:52)

ImAGodLoL: jeez Duncan, are you going blind? (10:52)

Duncan: WHAT (10:53)

JustRoy: Yes (10:53)

Duncan: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YES???? WHAT'S EVEN HAPPENING???? (10:53)

Duncan: ARE WE EVEN TALKING ABOUT THE YELLOW ONE ANYMORE??? (10:53)

MopForLife: I think you're having a crisis, you good? (10:54)

*ImNOTaDUCK joined the chat*

ImNOTaDUCK: what the fudge is even going in over here? (10:54)

MopForLife: Duncan's having a reality crisis (10:54)

JustRoy: let him be, let him be. (10:54)

ImAGodLoL: Roy, shut your trap and let the better adults talk. (10:54)

JustRoy: ... (10:55)

ImAGodLoL: soooooo anywayyyyyyyys, dundun, you mind coming over to pick up my son? (10:55)

Duncan: yeah (10:55)

Duncan: sure... (10:55)

ImAGodLoL: great! See you there. (10:55)

*imAGodLoL left the chat*

Duncan: what's up with these people... (10:56)

*Duncan left the chat*

MopForLife: HEY (10:56)

MopForLife: oh he gone (10:56)

MopForLife: nvm (10:56)

ImNOTaDUCK: well that was a train wreck (10:57)

ImNOTaDUCK: also, the yellow one's sick? (10:57)

MopForLife: yup (10:57)

ImNOTaDUCK: oof, I don't wanna get sick (10:57)

MopForLife: you're going to be alrighhht (10:57)

ImNOTaDUCK: for reals? (10:58)

MopForLife: yeah, for reals. (10:58)

ImNOTaDUCK: alright... (10:58)

ImNOTaDUCK: I think I'm going to go... Read newspapers. (10:58)

MopForLife: you do know those newspapers are older than you and me combined? (10:58)

ImNOTaDUCK: yes. (10:59)

ImNOTaDUCK: also how old are we even? (10:59)

MopForLife: I have no idea (10:59)

MopForLife: byes! (10:59)

ImNOTaDUCK: bYS (11:00)

*ImNOTaDUCK left the chat*

*MopForLife left the chat*

JustRoy: ........... (11:01)

JustRoy: what can I even say? (11:03)

JustRoy: this was an utterly garbage day in this garbage phone that I don't fully know how to use and in this garbage group chat. (11:03)