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[DHMIS TEXTING]

Hayran Kurgu

I'll be making texting stories since It doesn't really take much effort. (DANG MY MOST POPULAR FANFICTION EVER? MMM 😦)

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2 - Roy is annoyed

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by Dumb_Dead_Ass

by Dumb_Dead_Ass

                                    
                                              JustRoy: Give me my son back (11:37) 
MopForLife: No. (11:37) 
JustRoy: Please? (11:38) 
MopForLife: Well since you ASKED so politely (11:38)
YellowishDavid: what? (11:38pm) 
JustRoy: Who gave my son a phone? (11:39) 
imNOTaDUCK: that would be me (11:40) 
JustRoy: And why would you do that? (11:40) 
JustRoy: Though you hated my son. (11:40) 
ImNOTaDUCK: I do! He's just.... ANNOYING so I though maybe if I give him a phone he'd leave me alone! (11:41) 
MopForLife: and?... (11:41) 
ImNOTaDUCK: it didn't work, now I have him showing me memes about dogs and cats. (11:42) 
MopForLife: ... (11:42pm) 
MopForLife: I hate to be that guy, but Doi, can I ask for cat pics you have in your gallery? (11:42) 
YellowishDavid: sure! :D (11:42) 
YellowishDavid: 

                            
                                
                            
                              
                                  
                              
                              
                                
                                  
                                  
                                
                              
                             
                            
                            
                              
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                          (11:43) 
MopForLife: classical cats (11:43) 
ImNOTaDUCK: you love cats? (11:43) 
MopForLife: yeah (11:43) 
YellowishDavid: me too :]
ImNOTaDUCK: though you liked birds (11:43) 
YellowishDavid: I do! (11:44) 
ImNOTaDUCK: what, you can't like both! (11:44) 
YellowishDavid: I can't?! (11:44) 
ImNOTaDUCK: no you can't! (11:44) 
[ImNOTaDUCK was kicked out of the group chat]
JustRoy: no one tells my son how to act. I'M his father. (11:45) 
MopForLife: no. (11:45) 
JustRoy: don't you dare. (11:45pm) 
MopForLife: already did. (11:45pm) 
[MopForLife was kicked out of the group chat]
YellowishDavid: uh (11:46) 
JustRoy: shut up (11:46) 
YellowishDavid: :( (11:46) 
[YellowishDavid left the chat]
JustRoy: Well now I'm alone. (11:46) 
[DrunkGuy joined the chat]
DrunkGuy: you have me! (11:46) 
JustRoy: shut up you stupid drunk lamp that no one cares about and no one ever will, I don't care that you have fans. There probably just acting because there lonely and have no friends and you know what? I have no friends. But I hate you so that means I'm mentally unstable and stable at the same time. Go kys you stupid ugly ass lamp and idc what you say your still ugly and drunk af. Who tf drinks as a lamp anyways? You. And that's dumb. Your a lamp not a human you ugly crusty musty old bitch. Your voice makes me wanna off myself. 
(11:49) 
DrunkGuy: uh... I'm not... Reading that. (11:49) 
JustRoy: good. (11:49) 
DrunkGuy: ah I just read all of it... (11:53) 
JustRoy: alright. (11:53) 
DrunkGuy: you don't mean it? (11:53)
JustRoy: of course I do. (11:54) 
DrunkGuy: oh 😀 (11:54pm) 
[DrunkGuy left the chat]
JustRoy: way to ruin my day. (11:55)