Babe, meet my gang!

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~ Some time in the afternoon ~

Starlight : *walking around the park*

Shadow : I'm surprised we're actually doing this.

Starlight : Doing what? Bonding?

Shadow : Ew. No. Well, yeah kinda.

Starlight : I just thought it would be nice to just walk and not fight for once

Shadow : It is pretty nice.

Scourge : YO BABE!

Shadow : I spoke too soon =~=

Starlight : SCOURGEY! :D

Scourge : *runs to them* Hey! What are you guys doing here?

Shadow : We were walking, but now we're lea -

Starlight : Oh its not important! What are you doing here?

Shadow : And of course she wants to stay =~=

Scourge : I was just with some old friends of mine. Wanna meet them?

Starlight : Sure!

Scourge : Stripes, I don't think you want to meet then

Shadow : Why?

Scourge : Weeellll -

Shadow : They act like you, don't they?

Scourge : Actually, its because I'm with Sanctum.

Shadow : . . . . Starlight let's go

Starlight : But I wanna meet his friends!

Shadow : Starlight, if you hang out with Scourge's friends, there's a chance that they'll rape you. And believe me, that WILL happen

Starlight : But -

Shadow : NO BUTS

??? : *walks in* What's this I hear about a butt?

Shadow : *looks over and glares* Sanctum

* a black and orange hedgehog looking a lot like Shadow walks in, wearing the chest plate armor*

Sanctum : If it isn't Shadow the Hedgehog. What a nice surprise to see you here.

Shadow : Its a terrible surprise it seems.

Sanctum : Aw don't be like that *smirk*

Shadow : *growl*

Sanctum : *looks at Starlight and wags his tail* And who's this lady ~?

Starlight : I'm Starlight! *smiles*

Scourge : Yo Sanctum, where's Steel?

*a silver hedgehog with his hair down runs up*

Steel : Sorry! I didn't know where you went off 

Scourge : Well its good you finally came. I wanna introduce you guys to someone

Steel : Who?

Scourge : *holds Star close by the waist* Guys, this is Starlight. My babe.

Sanctum : Really?! I thought you'd stop with the girlfriends when you dumped that fox

Steel : Yeah! Plus she's out of your league.

Scourge : =~= Very funny Steel. And yeah I did finish with the girlfriend crap, but hey, she's different.

Starlight : *smiling*

Steel : Hmm . . . she does have a nice chest

Starlight : Wh-What?

Sanctum : That body though, way out of your league Scourge

Scourge : Guys!

Sanctum and Steel : What?

Scourge : Seriously?!

Sanctum and Steel : Yeah why not.

Scourge : *face palm*

Starlight : Anyways ^^"

Sanctum : So wait if you are  introducing us to your babe, then why is Shadow here?

Shadow : Because - *grabs Starlight away from Scourge and hugs her* She's MY TWIN SISTER

Sanctum and Steel : whAT THE FACK

Sanctum : YOU HAVE A SISTER!?!?

Steel : AND YOU ACTUALLY LET HER BE WITH SCOURGE OUT OF ALL THE MOBIANS?!?

Scourge : STEEL

Steel : YEAH?!

Scourge : STFU

Steel : OKAY

Shadow : Look she chose to have a bad boy and she got one =~= as long as she doesn't cry and eat a tub of ice cream just because she's lonely and needs a guy, I don't care if she's dating a chic

Sanctum : You're still an idiot. Ain't that wonderful

Steel : Yeah.

Scourge : Anyways, Star, me and the guys were going off to get a drink. Wanna join~?

Starlight : YE -

Shadow : NO.

Starligbt : BUT SHADOW!

Shadow : NO BUTS.

Steel : Aw come on Shadow. Don't be such a D

Sanctum : Yeah, let the pretty lady do her thing

Shadow : Hm . . *glares at Scourge*

Scourge : °^°

Shadow : Take care of her.  . . or else *let's go of Starlight*

Starlight : *smiles and walks*

Scourge : Yes sir!

Shadow : *walks away*

Sanctum : Geez.

Steel : You said it

Scourge : Oh who cares. Let's just go!

Starlight Sanctum and Steel : WOO!

~ AND SO ENDS THE STORY ~

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