The Starlight Show

Shadow helps bake cookies

Shadow : *laying on the couch* ... I'm ... BOOOOOORRREEEEDA!

Starlight : Well, you can help me bake cookies. I could use the help.

Shadow : .... Can I eat them when done with said cookies?

Starlight : Yes Shadow =_=

Shadow : HAZAAAA!! *walks to the kitchen* Why are you dressed as a maid?

Starlight : Because I got nothing else to wear.

Shadow : ...... Oh .3.

Starlight : Yup. Okay Shadow. *grabs a bowl* Get me flour.

Shadow : Flower? Uh ... Okay. *walks outside*

Starlight : *places the bowl on the table*

Shadow : *returns with a dandelion* Here's your flower.

Starlight : Thank you Sha - ...... Shadow ..... This is a dandelion.

Shadow : I know. You said to get you flower so I went outside and grabbed this dandelion.

Starlight : I asked for flour. FLOUR! F. L. O. U. R!!! Not that kind of flour! And a dandelion is a weed!

Shadow : ....... So this is a weed?

Starlight : You know what? Never mind. *grabs flour from the cabinet* Just get me some vanilla extract.

Shadow : ????? Um ... Ok. *walks outside*

Starlight : *pours flour into the bowl*

Shadow : *walks in with a jar of blood* I'm here.

Starlight : Where were yo - what the hell is that? O__O

Shadow : You told me to get vanilla extract, so I went to Cream's house, walked up to Vanilla, and I extracted blood from her.

Starlight : Wait WHAT?! Shadow! That's not what I meant! Look, just ... okay. The next ingredient calls for baking soda. I'll go to Cream's house and apologize to her mother. Just grab the baking soda and do nothing else! *walks away*

Shadow : Baking soda Huh? Okay .3.

- 10 minutes later, this crap happened :D -

Starlight : *walks in* Okay Shadow, I'm ba - *sniff* ... Smoke? .... Shadow!! *runs to the kitchen* SHADOW WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!?!

Shadow : *putting out the fire from the oven* You told me to get baking soda!

Starlight : Yeah! But why is the oven on fire?!?!

Shadow : ALL I DID WAS LISTEN TO YOU!! You told me to get baking soda so I put a 2 liter of Coka Cola in the oven!!

Starlight : ........ *helps Shadow put out the fire* Shadow, next time I make sweets, the only thing you'll be helping me with is tasting them. Ok?

Shadow : .... BITCH YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME I COULD HELP YOU LIKE THAT!!!

Starlight : *face palm* JUST SHUT UP AND PUT OUT THE FIRE!!!