The Starlight Show

*banging head on the floor*

Starlight : *banging head on the floor*

Shadow : *watching in amusement* . . .

Sonic : ō-ō okay what's going on?

Shadow : I dunno. She just started doing this.

Sonic : How long?

Shadow : 30 minutes.

Sonic : 30!?

Shadow : *shrugs*

Sonic : Okay, Star, what's wrong?

Starlight : *stops* I. AM. BORED.

Sonic : That's it?

Starlight : But here's the thing! I want more followers, more friends, more books to write! I want friends all the way from the Underworld with the Creepypastas all the way to the Kalos region with Pokemon!

Sonic : ... Wait I need a map cause I don't know where any of those are.

Starlight : LISTEN TO THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT FROM MA MOUTH

Sonic : Okay okay 0~0

Starlight : I want people to start reading my books more. Cause I only get one person reading one of my books and then it's just that.

Shadow : Like that one Creepypasta book called "The Creepypasta Princess."

Starlight : EXACTLY! Maybe I should start doing those "Ask" books. I got a lot of followers that are Sonic fans when I made that book.

Shadow : But then you stopped making that a long time ago.

Starlight : Well, yeah, but that's because I got too many dares and questions.

Shadow : So how about this. You want more followers from other . . . "worlds"? Then just make some kind of popular book series like the ones you always see.

Starlight : Like those "boyfriend scenario" books 030

Shadow : Yeah. And maybe try to put another ask book.

Starlight : I see...

Sonic : But here's the thing, school.

Starlight : Ugh.

Shadow : Oh yeah, you're gonna have to try anyways. Keep yourself busy.

Starlight : Yeah.. I mean, school didn't start yet anyways

Shadow : That settles it! While you're over here being bored and crap, make an "Ask the Creepypastas" book and a "Creepypasta Boyfriend Scenario" book. Sounds good?

Starlight : Yeah.... Yeah! YOU HEAR THAT ADMIN!?

Me : *died from boredom*

Shadow : . . .

Starlight : . . .

Sonic : . . . well . . I wish you good luck