Ninjas vs Knights

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Espio : Ninjas.

Starlight : Knights.

Vector and Charmy : Oh god.

Shadow : What's up?

Charmy : The sky .3.

Shadow : .... Shut up Charmy -_-'

Vector : Well if you want to know ... *points to Espio and Starlight*

Espio : NINJAS!

Starlight : KNIGHTS!

Shadow : What's up with the purple freaks?

Vector : They've been having this discussion about which one is better. Ninjas or Knights.

Charmy : It seems more like an argument now .3.

Espio : NINJAS ARE VERY SKILLFUL!!!

Starlight : BUT KNIGHTS DON'T WEAR PAJAMAS!!!!

Espio : THEY AREN'T PAJAMAS!!!! DX

Shadow : Wait Ninjas wear pajamas?

Espio : STAY OUT OF THIS SHADOW!!

Shadow : O___O' Never seen Espio so .... angry like this.

Vector : It's rare.

Charmy : This discussion must be very important to them.

Vector : I thought you said it was more like an argument.

Charmy : I did, don't you judge me I'm only 6 years old.

Shadow : 6 years old and you know what argument and discussion mean.

Charmy : Hey don't blame me, blame our writer .3.

Me : *walks out from a portal* Quit breaking the 4th wall you guys.

Shadow : It was the bumble bee over here.

Charmy : Hey -3-

Vector : Uh .... what's with the portal?

Me : This is the 4th wall actually.

Shadow, Charmy, and Vector : O____O .... The 4th wall ...

Me : Yeah, so don't end up breaking it. Okay?

Vector : You know Shadow's not going to listen.

Shadow : Yeah, you know I'm not gonna - HEY! DX

Charmy : Speaking of listening ... I don't hear Espio and Starlight anymore.

Everyone : *looks around* ....

Vector : Alright, what did you do to them?!

Me : Huh? Sorry can't hear you! Walking back to the 4th wall! Bye! *walks into the portal and the portal disappears*

Shadow : Well that was nice .3.

Charmy : Yes. Yes it was 030

Vector : Now ... back to Espio and Star -

Espio and Starlight : MINE IS BETTER!!! DONE!!!!!

Shadow, Vector, and Charmy : Huh?

Espio : I KEEP TELLING YOU!!!! NINJAS ARE BETTER!!!!

Starlight : KNIGHTS ARE BETTER!!!! THEY WEAR ARMOR UNLIKE YOU PAJAMA WEARING NINJAS!!!

Espio : FOR THE LAST TIME!!! THEY ARE NOT PAJAMAS!!!

Shadow : Wait ... It was like that disappeared and then reappeared.

Vector : Yeah ...

Charmy : I'm confused.

Shadow : Wait .... Did the writer forget about them?!

Me : *head sticks out the portal* Silence emo hedgehog!

Shadow : -3- You did didn't you?

Me : Just shut up -_-' *goes back into the portal*

Espio : *takes out his ninja stars*

Starlight : *takes out her sword*

Vector : Oh boy =_=

Charmy : THEY GONNA FIGHT?!?!?! B*TCH GET THE POPCORN!!!

Vector and Shadow : O____O ...

Charmy : ..... What? .... Starlight babysits me at times remember?

Shadow : Oh yeah.

Vector : Now that makes sense .3.

Espio and Starlight : *start fighting*

Shadow : OH SNAP!!! VECTOR GET THE POPCORN!

Vector : Why me?

Charmy : CAUSE HE SAID SO!! NOW GO!!

Vector : Okay okay! God. *walks away*

- 30 minutes later -

Starlight and Espio : *laying on the ground*

Charmy : So ... they both tired themselves out.

Vector : Yup.

Shadow : Wow. Everyone knows that Soldiers are better than Ninjas and Knights.

Espio and Starlight : *in front of Shadow* What was that?

Vector and Charmy : *face palm* There goes another battle.

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