Jet the Jackass

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by Starlight_Otaku

by Starlight_Otaku

Eggman : Alright students! Today, we will be learning about the wonders of life science.

Shadow : Gee. I wonder why. -___-

Everyone : *looks at themselves*

Starlight : *raises his hand*

Eggman : Yes Starlight?

Starlight : Are you being racist?

Eggman : If I was, the principal would care.

Starlight : The principal is a demonic Patrick eye. You tell me.

Eggman : How about you tell me. *points at Sonic*

Sonic : I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!

Everyone : *laugh a bit*

Eggman : -____-' anyways. Starlight. What type of animal is Sonic?

Starlight : A hedgehog .3.

Eggman : Very good. *points at Tails* And Tails is?

Starlight : A fox.

Eggman : Correct. *points at Jet* And Jet is a?

Starlight : A jackass.

Jet : OAO

Eggman : ???? Starlight. He's not a donkey. Not even a mammal. He's a hawk.

Starlight : I know .3.

Everyone : *laughing*

Eggman : That's enough!

Shadow : Not really .3.

Starlight : Jet the Jackass joke .3. Making millions of people laugh across the world.

Shadow : DAMN STRAIGHT!

Eggman : -A-

Jet : -3-