The door shut with a bang, Grug sought shelter from the pouring rain, and thought this little hut might be sufficient. He looked around, "Thank Grug no one'shere" he said, touring his new shelter. Grug felt a small rumble in his tummy. "Maybe I'll go grab a bite," said Grug. He walked into the kitchen, where there stood three beautiful babes. He asked one his name. "My name is Gru, baby gorl,😫"Gru said. Grug walked over to the second babe, and asked "What might your name be my emerald love?" The man answered in a deep musty loving voice, "The names Shrek, hey, maybe you could come over to my swamp sometime bbg." Grug looked over at the third silhouette. This one was tall, green, furry, and my oh my, good looking. Before Grug could get the words out of his mouth the man said, "Grinch, and I'm not interested."
Grug stood in horror, he had never been denied by such a beauty. Grug immediately bashed the green furry's skull in with a rock and threw him into the downpour outside. "Too cold," Grug said, returning inside to his beautiful babes. When Grug returned, he saw Shrek had made him his famous onion soup. Gurg was starving,so this was a welcome surprise. Shrek set the table, lit some candles, and made sure everything was perfect for their first date. Shrek delicately set a bowl of onion soup in front of Grug. "Eat up Gruggy-Pie, don't let my famous soup go to waste," said Shrek seductively.
Grug- honored - picked up the spoon and brought it to his mouth. "YEEEEEEEEEEEEOWCH!!"said Grug with a scowl, tears forming in his eyes. "TOO HOT! GET OUT OUT OUT OUT!!" Grug cried. Shrek left to his lonely babeless swamp alone. Grug turned to Gru. "What's good bbg (Baby Grug)," whispered Gru. Grug instantly knew he was the one. He pounced into a kiss onto Gru's cheek. "Just right." Grug scooped up Gru, laughing, and carried him back to his cave, and they lived happily forever after.
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Gruggy Wuggy and the Three Babes
FanfictionGrug finds himself lost in a rainstorm! He stumbles across a shack in the woods, I wonder what's inside?! Hopefully some babes -- I sure hope one of them is up to his standards! Credits to my pookie wookums for the cover.
