Lost

The Prank War Part III

Steve's P.O.V

"NATASHA! THOR! STEVE! HELP!" I heard Clint yell. I ran as fast as I could to their voices. I froze as I saw the scene in front of me. Tony was leaning Percy, worry all over his face as he tried to wake him. Clint was going hysterical in the corner. Percy lay limp and soaking on the floor.

"What? What's wrong?" Natasha asked.

"It's Percy! I think we killed him!" Clint wailed.

"What?! What did you do?!" I demanded.

"W-we tried t-to play a prank on h-him." He sobbed.

"What happened?" Natasha asked, trying to calm everyone down.

"We pulled the pool cover over, to make him panic! But now he has drowned!" Tony said in panic. I was about to shout at them when I saw Percy. His eyes were slightly open. I was about to say something when he put a finger to his lips and winked at me. Then he closed his eyes and lay limp again. Oh. I see what he's doing.

"Well, have you checked that he is actually dead?" I asked. Clint and Tony scrambled over each other to get to Percy. Tony placed his fingers on Percy's neck and Clint felt Percy's wrist.

"BOO!" Percy shouted. Both Clint and Tony screamed like girls and jumped a metre into the air. I laughed, so did everyone else.

"Better watch your back Jackson." Clint growled. Percy stood up and laughed at them.

"Is that a threat?" He asked. Tony nodded.

"Then you better try harder to scare me." He said and walked away. I chuckled and then yawned. Wow. It's actually getting quite late. I went to my room after saying goodnight. As soon as my head hit the pillow I was asleep.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

I jolted awake. What? I grabbed my shield from besides my bed.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

I heard another yell. What the hell? I tried to get out of bed but tripped over the sheets. I fell to the ground but jumped back up. I ran outside, still gripping my shield. I ran into the lounge where Loki was standing in a corner, holding a video camera. Percy was sitting on a couch, drinking coffee. Thor, Wanda, Natasha and Vision all ran in, looking dishevelled and half asleep. They all carried weapons.

"What? What's-" Percy stopped me by holding up his hand.

"Three, Two, One." As he said one, Tony and Clint ran in, looking furious. I burst out laughing. Tony's hair, beard and eyebrows were dyed a bright, neon green colour. He had thick eyeliner and heaps of mascara on his eyes. His lips were painted a bright red and he had pink blusher on his cheeks. He was also wearing a orange dress with a bow on the middle. Clints hair was long, almost reaching his stomach. It was coloured like a rainbow and his S.H.I.E.L.D uniform was pink, a bright pink. I burst out laughing, so did everyone else (except Vision who was looking around, confused).

"We surrender. You have won the prank war." Clint mumbled under his breath. 

"How did you do this?" I asked. He shrugged.

"With a little help from someone." Percy said and sipped his coffee. We all turned to Loki.

"What? Don't look at me!" He said indignantly.

"So who was it?" Clint asked.

"I just cashed in a few favours from my relatives." He said.

"Ohh." Thor and Loki said at the same time.

"Which ones?" Thor asked.

"Well, a certain father of Luke Castellan helped. Also the mother of Piper McLean popped in, not wanting to be left out." Percy said. Who? What? Thor and Loki nodded.

"Wait a second...Did you say Piper McLean?" Tony demanded. Percy nodded slowly.

"You mean Tristan McLean's kid?"

"Yeah."

"The one that died in the explosion? The explosion that killed hundreds of kids at that summer camp?" Tony asked. Percy's eyes darkened but he nodded.

"How did you know her?" Clint asked.

"I'm not going to talk about it so don't ask. You'll be back to normal in three days." Percy said and left.