🩸☠️Corpse Life☠️🩸

Chapter 7

~LJ pov~

"Pffffffhaha!!! What?! No way!"

Oh God, I can't believe it! Did I hear you right?" Ben looks at me with a red but at the same time pale face as Silver tries to comfort him, although embarrassed. "I'm telling you! We just went to get some stuff and from the owners of the house they just showed up and fucked off!!!"

"U-uh... At least it wasn't in front of you..."

I swear, I can't stop laughing now! How hilarious! I'm actually already watching 'Thieves flee property after coming across a penis and a vagina'! Hahaha!!! What a virgin!!!

"Yeah, but Nina wanted to stay. I'm sure if we didn't stop her she'd come into the room and sit in a corner with a bucket of popcorn! That fanfiction girl."

As much as I would like to laugh more, I try to calm down, just for the sake of my belly. Poor thing, she suffers from my laughter. I take a moment to stop completely, that was just amazing!

"You finally shut up. Thank God!"

"Oww, what? Don't you like my sweet voice?", I question in a teasing tone, receiving the elf's angry red face in return. What a beautiful reaction.

"For an ace motherfucker you're pretty excited about a real life porn! Then I'm the pervert here!"

"Awww, the little elf is angry, how adorable!", I say in a sarcastic tone. I may even find sex disgusting and disgusting, but that doesn't stop me from laughing at a situation like that. This Cyber Ghost really shouldn't take life so seriously.

Laughing a little, I just shrug my shoulders and say, "Laughter is good for your health, you know?" and then walk away. I can already feel the sweet anger and frustration with which he stares at my back.

Anyway, when I am sure that I am no longer in the field of vision of those two ghosts I shake my whole body. How disgusting! Yeah, I'm quite a hypocrite, but I really understand Ben's point, I would also have a similar reaction if I came across two human beings, two disgusting creatures fucking. Ugh! Neither Smile Dog nor Grinny Cat are that disgusting when in heat! And they are rational animals!!! Ok LJ, don't think too much about it, that's weird.... Let's go get some candy!!!

I smile at my bright idea and start making my way to my sweet room, until I see the new girl lost in the middle of the hallway. She looks at all kinds of doors before noticing me. I don't know how long we stared at each other, but the silence between us was awkward. I notice her look away a few times before cautiously approaching. Ohohohoho! She's scared!

"Uhm... Sorry... I forget where my room is, c... could you help me? O-Of course!! If it's not a bothher and stuff, hehe..."

How cute, the foreigner is trying to communicate! I laugh a little and squat down until I'm about her height. "Of course I can help, little popcorn. Just follow me, oki?"

"O... Oki, thank you."

I stand up and turn around. Looks like we're going to take a little detour before we get some cavities! She's following me, isn't she? Yep, she is. Despite all the caution, she kind of tries to keep up with my broad strides. Heh, low. Hmm... Maybe a little conversation would be good to break the ice. The only interaction we've had so far was that lunch and soup exchange with eyes and if I remember correctly, Slendy said to be nice to the newbie.... Hmmm...

"So... Do you like sweets?", yes, this question seems basic enough for a conversation starter. I look at her curious as she looks at me with some doubt, "Uhm.... You mean like... Desserts, candy or in general?"

"In general of course!". Well, not exactly, but maybe the conversation will get interesting that way.

She thinks for a moment, before looking away and answering, "Well, I like it... But, I don't know, some are a little.... Exaggerated...?"

Her doubtful tone denoted her fear in mispronouncing the word, but who cares, that answer made me curious, "What do you mean?"

"Well uh... You know those cakes with too much chocolate in them? Like... The ones that look like some kind of volcano..."

"Uhum"

"They look and sometimes are quite... Nauseating"

Hm... She's right. Even I who LOVE all kinds of sweet things find it overkill. It's simply so much melted chocolate that it bothers my throat! She must have noticed my 'I agree' expression, because she seemed a little calmer now. Again the silence settles, until this time she breaks it, "Have you ever tried... Ovos Moles?"

"Ovos.... Moles?", I'm confused, what is that? Is it from eating? She looks nervous again and thinks for a moment before saying, "I... I don't know how to translate that... But it's uh... A traditional candy where I come from..."

"Ooooooooh! Cool! I've never tried it."

She still looks nervous, but slightly less so than before, "Well uh... I know one of the two ways to make it.... Maybe I can teach you the recipe someday.... Kind of a way to thank you for helping me, you know?"

My smile grows. She knows how to make candy?! And she's going to teach me a new recipe?!?!? Yay!!! Ok, calm down, calm down. Breathe Lj, calm down.

...

"I don't care what you think, you're my friend now!"

" O... Okay?", she's so confused, my God! Is she still scared or does she just have little experience with socializing? Is she shy?.... Meh, who knows, hehe. Anyway, whatever is going through her head and however long we were talking, we were already near her bedroom door.

"And we're here! It's even cleaned up and everything!!! Oh and don't worry, the idiot who's been disturbing you is grounded, we can all sleep well now!!!"

I notice her relax and laugh a little. Yay! I managed to make my new friend laugh! Heh, she reminds me a bit of my children. I wonder if they would get along? Hm... Who knows. She opens the door and thanks him before entering and closes the door soon after, but suddenly opens it again, "Uhm... Sorry, I forgot to ask... What's your name?"

"Hehehe! Laughing Jack! But you can call me LJ."

She smiles a little, seeming to relax a bit. I think she is starting to feel comfortable around here. "Gabriela, but you can call me Gabi if you prefer.... Anyway, sorry to have been a trouble and thanks again."

Again, she closes the door and just as I am about to go to my room, the door opens again. I stare at her slightly confused and out of nowhere she holds out a small piece of paper. What is it? Her number? I check the paper and yep, it's her number.

"In case you want to bombard me with memes, new friend," we both smile. We are officially friends! Heh, too bad she won't last more than a month.

I mentally shrug, clearing it from my head as I nod to my new friend before she closes the door once again. I dare her to lock the lock before making her way to my room. She'll probably take a good nap now, so best not to disturb her. Meanwhile...

*BOOM!*

"My loves!!!", I run to my bed as I reach my room, jumping on it and pulling a large bucket full of candy and goodies out from under it. I stretch out my arm to close the door, soon afterwards hugging and kissing that bucket full of my treasures with great affection.

"Hihihihihi! My loves!"

"SHUT UP JACK!!!", shouts a certain cannibal on the other side of the door.

I, on the other hand, am a very polite clown, so I respond in the same tone. "FUCK YOU JACK!!!"

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Hi guys! My sincerest apologies for not updating for quite a while, but to make up for it I wrote these last five chapters! I hope you enjoy them and once again I'm sorry for disappearing.

I promise to try not to take so long to post new chapters again.